Re: Random Chat (NO SPAM!!!)

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:19

I've got one where nobody would find it...Wales!

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 19:31

I have a 90% completed base on Guadalcanal, a 50% operational base in the Valles Marineris on Mars, and a 20% completed base behind my church. (Watch out! There are giant rats back there!)

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:35

Does anyone know a good site for descriptions of mass spectrometers by any chance?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:35

wikipedia might have some on them

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 19:38

Yes it does.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Spectrometer

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:43

Yes it does, thanks. Unfortunately it doesn't have the bit I want.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:43

what DID you want?

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:45

I wanted to know the name of a particular part of a sector type mass spectrometer.

BTW I now know what a sheeps heart feels like.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:48

and i know what sojmeone crushed by a tank looks like *shudders*

but i cant really halp you for that.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 19:50

Did anyone forget this?

Meganew Trek wrote:I have a 90% completed base on Guadalcanal, a 50% operational base in the Valles Marineris on Mars, and a 20% completed base behind my church. (Watch out! There are giant rats back there!)

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:53

no.

found it yet shemuel?

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:54

No I didn't. And I didn't mean I was disgusted by it. quite the contrary. I was feeling hungry, as it was just before lunch. Even a sheep's heart can look tempting.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-12, 19:56

Starvation makes any thing look tasty.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:57

not anything, but i wont divulge into that.

by Shemuel 2008-11-12, 19:58

We actually baked a hedgehog on our Dof E walks rather than old army rations.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 19:58

i never liked those.the new ones are better.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-12, 20:00

Oh great......Army discussions....... lol
I know absolutely nothing about military, but I have knowledge, however small, of weaponry and technology. Razz

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 20:01

and im the opposite Razz

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 20:05

I actually have experience. And I've started building a base behind my house. It is 10% complete.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 20:06

oh yay.they trained us to build a camp in half an hour.took weeks to get it right.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 20:08

It's designed to protect me from any Gangsters.

by Earthdeath 2008-11-12, 20:09

how exactly?

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-12, 20:10

Jeff Dunham: And where did you get your training?
Achmed: The Suicide Bomber Training Camp
Jeff: Was it a nice facility?
Achmed: It used to be.
Jeff: What Happened?
Achmed: New guy.
Jeff: And Did you learn anything?
Achmed: Yes.
Jeff: What was that?
Achmed: Location, Location, Location.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-12, 20:12

Earthdeath wrote:how exactly?

It has an armored bunker, so I can shoot at the gangsters, and no get hit.

by me naam is m 2008-11-13, 06:43

Terra Nova wrote:Jeff Dunham: And where did you get your training?
Achmed: The Suicide Bomber Training Camp
Jeff: Was it a nice facility?
Achmed: It used to be.
Jeff: What Happened?
Achmed: New guy.
Jeff: And Did you learn anything?
Achmed: Yes.
Jeff: What was that?
Achmed: Location, Location, Location.

JAY for achmed! cheers

you forgot the bit: "The idiot actually tried to PRACTICE!" Laughing

by Darkjedi 2008-11-13, 12:49

Yeah, that was funny!

You know, that guy actually came to Oklahoma City not too long ago.

It's too bad I didn't go and see him perform.

by me naam is m 2008-11-13, 14:26

meh... that's a shame indeed

by Earthdeath 2008-11-13, 14:27

i saw lee evans live once.absolotly histerical.

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-13, 17:17

Who's he?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-13, 17:22

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-13, 17:24

Oh.....

Still nothing...

by Jtull 2008-11-13, 20:26

I get the same thing when i think of you guys. Like a Star @ heaven

by Earthdeath 2008-11-13, 20:56

which would happen to be....

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-13, 21:29

lol

Achmed: I set the timer for 30 mins but it went off in 30 seconds.. You know what that's like right, Mr. Hurricane?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-13, 21:42

lol.

"I hope these arent my 72 vigins"
"whys that?"
"there are some ugly bum guys out there!"

by **Darkwing** 2008-11-13, 23:10

i've seen only one skit with achmed, i thought it was pretty funny

"no no, it's spelled A - M - C - Flem"

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-13, 23:13

Hey, DW! When did you get on? You sneaked up on me there.

by me naam is m 2008-11-14, 04:14

yeah, he's sneaky, we know that...

anyway:

I'm a suicide terrorist....
are you scared?
(J)no.
RROOAH...
and now?
(J)ehm... nope...
RROOOAGHHH!!!
now?
not really no.

...

oh gd darnit!!!

...

..

oh, no, I ehm... ehm... allah, darnit.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-14, 11:57

Ok?

Yes, go back into your little corner with the English bulldog.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-14, 12:03

Well, anyway.
Hippy: Hey, was that nerf football talking to me?

by me naam is m 2008-11-14, 12:36

i COULD post a lot of hippy and stoned/drunk people jokes, often really happened, but I think i won't

by Darkjedi 2008-11-14, 12:48

Good, because Terra's are better. LOL!

by Earthdeath 2008-11-14, 12:54

ok, lets leave this paticular area of discussion

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-14, 13:42

Sure we can.

by Jtull 2008-11-14, 17:23

im shure someone wont.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-14, 17:28

What? Who doesn't want to talk about hippies on LSD?

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-14, 17:31

Sorry, I will stop now.

by Jtull 2008-11-14, 17:42

and so you should.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-14, 17:50

Ah, Jtull. You're ruining the fun!!!

Note: If you keep ruining it, we'll start harassing you again. LOL!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-14, 17:52

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I could send that guy after him.

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