Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 00:55

Because you're not drunk enough yet.

Can I kill society?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 00:59

No.

Is it okay if I just answer your questions with monosyllabic answers from now on?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:01

No.

Is it ok if I can?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:03

No.

Maybe?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:04

Yes

Ban?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:09

Only if sex first.

Sex?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:10

Absolutely

Question?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:13

If you're talking about our eventual orgy, then why question? Is there even a question? I didn't think so.

When and where?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:17

Here and now, your turn to bring the condoms.

How much longer until I have to close this thread due to it becoming too unsavoury for our little forum?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:19

Changing the topic.

So. How long have we been here?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:20

Rhetorically, metaphorically or literally? <--both answer and question if your mind can handle it!

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:24

Anything and everything goes! No stakes limits!

Forumwide pokemon tournament?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:25

Sure.

Go pikachu?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:27

Magikarp, use Splash Attack!

Why am I still doing this and not doing my English homework? (can you help, actually?)

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:29

It's 12:30 and my brain has almost completely shut down. I've resorted to the Picard Song for entertainment. So you can try but you probably aren't getting much in return.

Where was I?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-29, 01:31

Helping me with my English homework.

So I have write a proposal on a topic for which I may write. The topic is a personal experience that I can write as rhetoric. Is, in this case, my rejection from the school's drumline and all the feelings I've had associated with it a good choice?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-29, 01:33

Probably, especially if it's about your feelings as they will never be stronger towards it and the further away from the incident that you get, the less your feelings for it will be

by IceBite 2011-08-29, 20:56

NO QUESTION! ERROR! ERROR!

Is there any non-humanoid race from Star Trek that I can use in your Star Trek RP, Darkwing? (Question meant SPECIFICALLY FOR DARKWING! Also, I want to see the insane answer to this question. I'll post it on the RP's Discussion page for a serious answer WHEN I WANT IT! HAHHAH!!!!!)

On second thought, What happens when you cross Revenant: Deathraider of the Stars, and Pikachu?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-30, 11:39

I heard U liek Mudkipz?

(This is both an answer and a question)

by IceBite 2011-08-30, 19:17

O_0. You are O_0.

Would you hire Skar, the Shadow of Death (see my current avatar) to assassinate someone if you had the need?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-30, 20:28

Does not compute, does not compute... (Sorry, there's been a glitch in the matrix)

What do I know about computers? :/

by IceBite 2011-08-31, 01:33

Abolutely nothing! Solvo, the product you DON'T need to succeed.

Why is Skar sneaking up on you?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-31, 01:38

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Cause J'Skar has Chamelon/Invisibility and he's a giant fucking walking kitty.

Why ask questions about stuff for which we neither care nor know nor care to find out?

by IceBite 2011-08-31, 14:08

Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer - Page 13 Arakna_%28Concept_Art%29

Because you soul has been stolen by Arakna, the Soul Collector.

Is there anything against Darkspore-related questions?

by rrps700 2011-08-31, 14:12

yes
how many days of the week have pas that i have not been on a computer?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-31, 18:33

Negative 6

Why do ingrown nails sound so horrid and disgusting?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-31, 20:54

Because they are (had one myself, not pleasant)

Have you ever had cheese?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-01, 00:17

Vive la Brie!

Why can't everyone have fun and just stop being angry?

by **Darkwing** 2011-09-01, 00:20

Could you repeat the question you ass hole?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-01, 00:53

Fuck you! Fucking fuck!

Why the fuck?

by rrps700 2011-09-01, 17:43

because
why the profane language?

by **Darkwing** 2011-09-01, 17:45

Cause he's a real man now! Where's his pull-ups and everything!

Who is bob?

by rrps700 2011-09-01, 17:49

the pastor at my church
Why are horses blue

by **Darkwing** 2011-09-01, 17:49

Did you take your meds today?

by rrps700 2011-09-01, 17:51

no but they reduces my IQ
how did you know i was on steady medication?

by **Darkwing** 2011-09-01, 17:52

Because you thought horses were blue when they're obviously pink.

If you were a dolphin, what would you say?

by rrps700 2011-09-01, 17:54

shit how did that happen
if you were an octopus what would you say

by IceBite 2011-09-02, 02:56

Ey shalz eet uz!

Is that an Undermind Darkspore behind you torching your butt?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-02, 03:04

No, that's just me with a creepy stoner face

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Why do I love that man on the left so much?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-09-02, 12:22

Because he's hugging a freakin cheeta-type thingy.

Is Keanu Reeves really the one?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-02, 12:31

Remains to be seen. He only is if he can do this.

Are you enjoying college as much as I am?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-09-02, 12:39

Only if you don't care one way or another about it.

How do i always.. SQUIRREL?!!?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-02, 12:54

I was hiding under your porch because I love you!

Why are there people that have not seen Up?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-09-02, 20:49

Because they always look down.

Why do dogs need dentists?

by IceBite 2011-09-02, 20:50

Because Underminds are bad for your teeth

Is that Skar sneaking up on you to stab you in the back? Skar = ->

by **Darkwing** 2011-09-03, 00:24

Do I sense a fetish?

(I love answering questions with questions!)

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-09-05, 03:50

He has a fetish for the "Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer" thread, if that's what you're getting at.

Where is my cat hiding?

by Philly Homer 2011-09-05, 13:00

Up your... eh, I'll not say it.

How much more screwed up will my sleep schedule get?

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