Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

Because it's surplus to requirements. No, that's too sensible an answer.

JDZAQQWSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Why did Vivaldi compose The Four Seasons?

Because he thought that the number four would sound nice in a musical.

Why are these questions not stupid, and why are the answers not insane!?!?

because your mind has exploded

What is one reason why I would've should've could've banned you?

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!

SHOOP DA WHOOP???

BAN

Why is pi spelt that way?

If it was spelt another way, you would get it on your face. Why can't we fly?

Because birds can... besides, we can fly... you just don't know that...

Why do I have a feeling the Meganew is going to jump from a building?

Because you are wrong.

Why are you not helping me with the Jet RPG game?

-.-... Because I did not knew a crap of how to play that rpg...

What is happening with this world?

Every pilot is dying.

Why have I pwned you?

Because he is Ownzoring and PWNsorring.

Why does EMO mean Emotional, not Extremely Masculine Oreo?

FlashFreak22 wrote:Because he is Ownzoring and PWNsorring.

Why does EMO mean Emotional, not Extremely Masculine Oreo?

(Ahahahahaha! Lol)

Because than it would be Ext and not Emo... And whe should need to write E M O T I O N A L...

Why does Jt needs to talk about girls?

He was born that way.

Why do I have a feeling that no one will actually play the Stargate RPG game?

Because the DW rpg is still on it's top!

Why do I get a feel that Stargate RPG will restart sooner or later?

Because there are n00bs like Guppy.

Why are you not posting on my RPG?

Because the whole point of this game is to give insane answers, not have a give-and-take conversation.

Why are Rhinos not ish?

because their horns are made for killing not for going to h-ll.

Why do we have to have evil to balance out the good?

Because Old Man Dao actually stopped for a border guard to write down the basics of Daoism.

Why is fart fartish cookie?

because he shat cookies for you, now eat up!!

Why did he shat cookies?

Because Shattrath city is overrated.

Why can Chuck Norris own everthing except God?

because God is Chuck Norris' alpha and omega.

Why do I have so much doubt?

Because doubt has a silent "B"

Why did Shemuel quit/fake quit

Because some people are insane <.<


Why does my school have stupid proxy blocks?

Because the school is a genius.

Why is nuclear not nuceler? Underestimated, Misunderestimated? (George Bush quotes FTW!)

Because Cellphone is misspelled cellophane.

Why did Shemuel lock 2 perfectly fine topics?

so that he didnt have to lock to other topics

why was earth invented??

Because God was sick of spelling errors.

Why do you seem a bit like a Zulian clone?

cos ur wishing for me to be one

why the hell if people hate smileys so muh does this site have so many??

Nobody cares.

What if I stopped ubering?

then the world would end slowly

what if tomorow you woke up in an alternate reaklity u new nothing about

Than the alternate reality was actually reality and you were A LIE!!

Who was stupid enough to make death? (Besides the fact of over-population...)

the first murderer

who would dare defy terra_nova?

Your mom.

Why thous Shickspore Speaketh Ins whou Lithp deariy felloews?

Because it is futuristic English

Why is nuclear war only good for scientists, Martians, cockroaches, and Satan?

because it causes udder destructions and they get to study radioactive cows, even the cockroaches and satan is able to bend them to his will
Why is John Howard gonna try to run for president

because no one knows who he is.



Why is this topic so old?

Because chicken butts taste good.

Why does ED have time to post on this entire forum when he could be blowing up terrorists?

because apples are juicy

why do vegetables taste bad?

because theyre good for you. why does my school outlaw weapons?

Your mom.

Why do I think I FORGOT MY INSTRUMENT AT SCHOOL.

because of apples


why did terrorists cause 911?

Cuz Dick Cheney says fart stuffz.

Why does Vista suck?

because vista went




AHH!!!!!!!!!!


why did : BRB: Big Red Button (We're screwed!)

Cuz Dick Cheney said, "Oh crap, mon day is firin der nukes press da BRB and own dem wit ah nukesssssss ya!"

Why do I think you should get a Mac?

Because you are a fanatic.

I'm with Terra.

Why is this topic so old?

Because you constantly lie to yourself. XD.

Why does Alka lie to himself?

so he could get away with crazzzyyyy stufff

why am i here?