Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-15, 18:15

coz u make so many bad decisions

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-15, 19:24

no question to answer to question answer

why couldnt you ask a question

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-15, 19:48

coz i was distracted by a 30 foot squirrel

wat is the moon made out of

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-15, 21:02

the moon, in reality, is one absolutely ginormous pizza!!!!!!!!!!!! with mozzarella sprinkled on top

why cant the sky be green?

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-16, 04:34

coz if it was that would mean that there were so many chemicals in the air tat we would all suffocate

y dont i have an avatar yet

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-16, 18:58

because you're waiting issac clarke to die

what really happened that night in bay 20 years ago that i have no actual idea about?

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-17, 08:38

humans were abducted by aliens

why am i so bored

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-17, 20:20

cause isssac clarke really did die

why am i me, and not someone else

by Darkjedi 2011-01-17, 22:55

Because we conducted a Canadian head transplant on you long, long ago...

pie + pi = ?

by max-eMaDness 2011-01-18, 08:46

system overload... self destructe in 10 seconds

why is Australia's weather so messed up

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-18, 17:34

cause somehow we ended up near the equator and the bottom of the world and we still didn't fall

why do people run around in circles?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-01-18, 18:10

so they can get excercise, or compete with one another

why is goose jerkey better than any other jerked meat?

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-19, 17:45

cause cows can be big jerks

why do i like coffee better than tea

by Jtull 2011-01-19, 18:55

cos your not a dick

why do girls tend to in general avoid this forum?

by Darkjedi 2011-01-21, 03:34

Because I scare them off. (not that insane of an answer actually)'

Why is my grandmother trying to marry me off? (really, she is. And it's pissing me off, rather than marrying me off.)

by Deoran Drages 2011-01-24, 18:49

she's trying to get rid of you forevvverrr when you fall into da trap of marrige

what do your parents bout this? (Thats me question)

by Darkjedi 2011-02-09, 18:41

They pretend the world is made up of ponies, that eat rainbows, and poop out butterflies.

WHY did the Steelers lose?

by Deoran Drages 2011-02-09, 18:49

cause they tried to steal victory

why is that a bad joke?

by max-eMaDness 2011-02-15, 05:33

it because it has been decreed by some highee rpower tat laughter is banned

why has no one answerer my thread

by Deoran Drages 2011-02-15, 05:36

because i didnt think you were still here

do i still have to go through on my promise to join gamespot?

by max-eMaDness 2011-02-15, 08:12

unless ur abducted by aliens then yes u do

what is so great bout star trek

by Darkjedi 2011-03-07, 02:29

We get to watch Captain Kirk get down with hoards of strange alien women. I mean, what's better than that?

Who is kicking my foot?

by lonerider456 2011-04-18, 16:09

cus u r dum

Why am i readin the whole thread?

by lonerider456 2011-04-18, 16:12

JPB18 wrote:
me naam is m wrote:infinite, it depends on the light.

why is water wet?

Cause it's first and third letter are the same as in wet (WaTer - WeT)

Why do I need to post a frakking question?

good question, why do u need 2 post a question

Im the

by Shemuel 2011-05-22, 15:37

Idiots aside, why does Lee want to do comp sci?

by Shemuel 2011-06-15, 14:37

Because he does.

What is the weather like?

by Philly Homer 2011-06-15, 21:09

Like sex on the beach.

Why does water not taste like anything?

by Darkjedi 2011-06-16, 05:12

Because, many years ago, 2 evil twin octopuses named larry and tom latched themselves to your tap; and in perpetuity, they have been sucking out every bit of flavor out of your water in an attempt to relieve their insatiable craving for laffy taffy. (water really tastes like laffy taffy, you've just never known that)

Why is it 2:12 in the morning?

by Shemuel 2011-06-21, 07:05

Because it is now 10:04 in the...now 10:05

Why is the weather so crap for summertime?

by Darkjedi 2011-06-21, 18:42

Because the south USA is burning. (Really, it is.)

Why do I suddenly have the urge to dance?

by Philly Homer 2011-06-21, 18:53

Because the giant crown-of-thorns starfish decided to mate with the Forum Overlady Hello Kitty and it sired the monstrosity known as James Brown, who has the funk to cause you to get your groove on.

How do I start making good electro-music?

by Shemuel 2011-07-01, 16:14

By buying an electro-guitar.

Why is the sky blue?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-07-01, 20:01

because a very long long time ago, the world was ruled by a smurf.

Why do people piss in the woods?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-08-13, 17:25

Because they don't like taking craps and wiping with leaves.

What happens if pinocchio says, "My nose will now grow?"

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-13, 17:26

The equivalent of dividing by zero.

Where is waldo?

by rrps700 2011-08-15, 18:58

Up your bum on the second hand shelf.
Why do I have a girlfriend?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-15, 21:03

Because you're straight.

Why won't my damn speakers work!!?!? ( Bang Desk

)

by killerflood 2011-08-15, 21:32

Because you're banging your head on them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-16, 16:14

none, the wood would kill itself.

?sdrawkcab siht gnitirw I ma yhW

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-18, 16:08

Because you're in China.

Why is grass green?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-18, 20:41

Because you're on the other side.

Why does it cost money to live?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-19, 12:00

It's only green when the sky is orange and the whole of Canada turns burgundy.

How do I stop pulling muscles in my left leg?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-20, 12:38

Stop attaching your arms to a solid pole and stop attaching your legs to that moving truck.

Why did I have to get sick?

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-08-21, 18:38

Because the human body is too pathetic to fight off infections and bacteria. Hell, it can't even regenerate limbs.

Why cant the knights in chess go in a straight line?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2011-08-21, 20:13

because their horse has to take a shit. and the only way he can take a shit, is if he's in the air.

Why is China so overpopulated?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-22, 00:15

BP caused it. Everything bad that has ever happened is directly or indirectly the result of the action or inaction of British Petroleum.

Why is Morgan Freeman narrating a science fiction tv show?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-22, 00:16

Because the North American need for cheap toys and electronics is so abundant, that China needs a huge population just to keep up with the workload

How did I manage to be in such a great mood?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-22, 00:18

Cause BP altered the climate around Nova Scotia. The strange chemicals in the air caused your strange euphoria.

Why was I so stupid to string multiple classes together?

by **Darkwing** 2011-08-22, 00:24

I think there's no need to respond to that one Very Happy

Can I possibly be more awesome?

by Philly Homer 2011-08-22, 00:48

You're not awesome.

Why does he think he's awesome?

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