Reunification of Korea
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Reunification of Korea
TL;DR: Tell us how you think Korea should be Unified. It's also points out Flaws in the games plot. If i remember i actually made this topic, i'll have my Attempt at Unification up at some point.
So after a reading an Topic on SpaceBattles.com, about Homefront, and how the NK/SK unification, and Invasion of the US, would never happen. So this is how the Time line works
NK some hows Unify's with SK, and 8 Years after Unifying under North Rule, there Invading South East Asia & kicking Japans Ass, China is no longer a Global Influence.... for some reason, this causes the Global economy to get messed up a tad. But there not the bad guys in this.(In other words, there's a Gaming/Movie Industry in China, hence why your don't see many Games/Movies with the PLA as the bad guys.) there was a Iran-Saudi Arabia War, which went Nuclear, if memory serves correctly, which cuts off most of the worlds Oil, (totally ignoring every other Middle eastern nation that produces Oil) Russia, is like Fuck this, and stops supplying Oil & gas to every one, Europe is pissed, but don't invade cause Russia is a big Bad MoFo. a Plague called Knoxville Hits America, With little to no Oil, America, is Like Texas, gimme your Oil, (ignoring Alaska), Texas, does an Russia, and says " Fuck This", and succeeds from the US, becoming an Independent country... Again. there's many Border Skirmish between Texas and the US, all of them won by Texas, during all of this the US's economies has collapsed, been hit by an Plague, Gonna get Invaded by the GRK (Greater Republic of Korea), also during this the UN collapses, cause the UN Security Council, has fallen to shit, (Russia being Ass, America has fallen apart, China is no longer an Influence), this leaves the UK & France who say Fucks this, and the UN Collapses. then the GRK invades and Very Dis-organized America,By the End of the game, most of the World is pretty messed up but... yes but, Canada & MEXICO, have made an Alliance, and have Invaded the US to repel the GRK with half of there army, while the other half invades the GRK.... While the two Remaining Sane Super powers (UK & France) are still considering helping the US.... 10 years AFTER the invasion began.
China has been... China has hasn't saved the world, just encase they insult the few million Chinese gamers out there, cause Some how your Country Saving the world is Insulting, Russia, is sitting idly by Eyeing up Europe(of course building up it's Army), while the CMA (Canada/Mexico Alliance), Invades the US & and most of South Asia. With a little to no army to defend them self cause it's out of town, saving the world from the GRK.
Please Note this is not the Chronological order of Events, the Iran Saudi-Arabia, happened first, i just wrote it in order of me remembering them. Any ways me writing down the Back story of Homefront isn't the point of this thread, no the point of this thread, is to be bored & write and essay on Korea Unification. I've no really point to having created this topic, only mere boredom.
Also ignored any Grammatical, Spelling Mistakes, ect ect, cause I'm a stupid ass who's been up for 25 hours, and some how wrote all of this in less than 20 minutes.
So after a reading an Topic on SpaceBattles.com, about Homefront, and how the NK/SK unification, and Invasion of the US, would never happen. So this is how the Time line works
NK some hows Unify's with SK, and 8 Years after Unifying under North Rule, there Invading South East Asia & kicking Japans Ass, China is no longer a Global Influence.... for some reason, this causes the Global economy to get messed up a tad. But there not the bad guys in this.(In other words, there's a Gaming/Movie Industry in China, hence why your don't see many Games/Movies with the PLA as the bad guys.) there was a Iran-Saudi Arabia War, which went Nuclear, if memory serves correctly, which cuts off most of the worlds Oil, (totally ignoring every other Middle eastern nation that produces Oil) Russia, is like Fuck this, and stops supplying Oil & gas to every one, Europe is pissed, but don't invade cause Russia is a big Bad MoFo. a Plague called Knoxville Hits America, With little to no Oil, America, is Like Texas, gimme your Oil, (ignoring Alaska), Texas, does an Russia, and says " Fuck This", and succeeds from the US, becoming an Independent country... Again. there's many Border Skirmish between Texas and the US, all of them won by Texas, during all of this the US's economies has collapsed, been hit by an Plague, Gonna get Invaded by the GRK (Greater Republic of Korea), also during this the UN collapses, cause the UN Security Council, has fallen to shit, (Russia being Ass, America has fallen apart, China is no longer an Influence), this leaves the UK & France who say Fucks this, and the UN Collapses. then the GRK invades and Very Dis-organized America,By the End of the game, most of the World is pretty messed up but... yes but, Canada & MEXICO, have made an Alliance, and have Invaded the US to repel the GRK with half of there army, while the other half invades the GRK.... While the two Remaining Sane Super powers (UK & France) are still considering helping the US.... 10 years AFTER the invasion began.
China has been... China has hasn't saved the world, just encase they insult the few million Chinese gamers out there, cause Some how your Country Saving the world is Insulting, Russia, is sitting idly by Eyeing up Europe(of course building up it's Army), while the CMA (Canada/Mexico Alliance), Invades the US & and most of South Asia. With a little to no army to defend them self cause it's out of town, saving the world from the GRK.
Please Note this is not the Chronological order of Events, the Iran Saudi-Arabia, happened first, i just wrote it in order of me remembering them. Any ways me writing down the Back story of Homefront isn't the point of this thread, no the point of this thread, is to be bored & write and essay on Korea Unification. I've no really point to having created this topic, only mere boredom.
Also ignored any Grammatical, Spelling Mistakes, ect ect, cause I'm a stupid ass who's been up for 25 hours, and some how wrote all of this in less than 20 minutes.
Vedic- Lieutenant
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Re: Reunification of Korea
So this is a game? Glad to hear it because it's unrealistic. If (probably more of a case of when) Korea reunifies, it'll be under South Korea.
What I'd expect is for North Korea's economy to slump even more and even nuclear weapons won't be enough for the Kim family to maintain their grip on power when China gives up on them.
Therefore, it would make sense for there to be reconciliation between the rich, prosperous South and the Northern civilians who wish to improve their shit living conditions.
And as for the large-scale invasions theory, it is almost certainly impossible for a zerg rush invasion of the USA over the pacific. America's vast naval and air superiority over the Koreas could not be overturned in only eight years, making travelling Koreans easy targets.
Wow, I wrote quite a lot for a hare-brained gaming idea like that.
What I'd expect is for North Korea's economy to slump even more and even nuclear weapons won't be enough for the Kim family to maintain their grip on power when China gives up on them.
Therefore, it would make sense for there to be reconciliation between the rich, prosperous South and the Northern civilians who wish to improve their shit living conditions.
And as for the large-scale invasions theory, it is almost certainly impossible for a zerg rush invasion of the USA over the pacific. America's vast naval and air superiority over the Koreas could not be overturned in only eight years, making travelling Koreans easy targets.
Wow, I wrote quite a lot for a hare-brained gaming idea like that.
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Well, the shittyness of the story isn't very surpising. The concept was made by the guy who wrote Red Dawn.
I mean, come the fuck on, jet liners being used as an effective invasion force? Wouldn't air command wonder what the fuck is going on if a huge cluster of unidentified jet liners suddenly appeared from the Pacific?
I mean, come the fuck on, jet liners being used as an effective invasion force? Wouldn't air command wonder what the fuck is going on if a huge cluster of unidentified jet liners suddenly appeared from the Pacific?
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Re: Reunification of Korea
Darkwing wrote:They didn't with 9/11
In 9/11 was just 4 airliners with CIVILIAN passengers who were hijacked by terrorists inside USA borders... If a mass of airliners showed up out of nowere, with no identification on anything of the kind appeared on the horizon, heading for California, I guess the USAF would like to investigate it, at least... And precautions would've been taken...
Re: Reunification of Korea
Yes, but I'm saying it would be stupid to do it as a mass of airliners but if done strategically like 9/11, would be very effective. And on top of that, do you know how many airliners fly world wide in a single day?
Re: Reunification of Korea
Not enough to make a full paratroopers invasion of the US possible. And besides, you'd have to somehow load every single airliner flying over the US with troops and replace the completely civilian ones without anyone noticing.
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Darkwing wrote:Yes, but I'm saying it would be stupid to do it as a mass of airliners but if done strategically like 9/11, would be very effective. And on top of that, do you know how many airliners fly world wide in a single day?
Something between Hundreds and Thousands... But if you don't make the "mass airliners" thing and try for isolated ones, you wouldn't be able to concentrate enough forces, and even if they all come in line (with an hour of two of diference), I guess the airforce would take action against the remaining ones incoming from Korea...
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Soviet, actually. Red Dawn was about a soviet invasion of the US using air liners from Cuba and Soviet.
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Re: Reunification of Korea
Darkwing wrote:@Thingy: Simple, beam them into space
Good luck with that
But beside blowing up with every western plane on route, what could they do?
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Soviet dude: ''Free peanuts for anyone who jumps out the plane without a parachute!''
Fat Americans: ''OH MAH FAKKEN GAWD! PEANUTS! *jump to their death*''
Soviet: ''Holy shit... That actually worked?''
Fat Americans: ''OH MAH FAKKEN GAWD! PEANUTS! *jump to their death*''
Soviet: ''Holy shit... That actually worked?''
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Thingy wrote:Soviet dude: ''Free peanuts for anyone who jumps out the plane without a parachute!''
Fat Americans: ''OH MAH FAKKEN GAWD! PEANUTS! *jump to their death*''
Soviet: ''Holy shit... That actually worked?''
Well I doubt about peanuts, but I believe they would do that for hamburguers
Re: Reunification of Korea
Darkwing wrote:Do airplanes serve hamburgers?
I don't think so... But I guess the Spetznaz would come prepared for that event xD
Re: Reunification of Korea
The game was originally gonna have China be the bad guys (As with the Nu-Red Dawn), but simply because there is a gaming industry/movie in the PLA with an average of 20 western Movies/games being released there a year. And cause the PLA are very commie, we Capitalists aren't allowed to make China out to be the bad guys, just so we don't lose profit & Insult the Chinese, even thou there's only about 2.5 Million gamers in China who play Western games.
So for that reason we make the Norks the bad guys, In Nu-Red Dawn, the Norks some how just invade the US, but in Homefront, they have have a some what plausible back story, for a US invasion. The US Economy has fallen, Civil War, and a Plague. So it's kinda plausible for the GRK to invade Homefornt US, but in Nu-RD they spend 1 Million on editing all of Chinese Influence the movie and replace it with Norks.
And and Kim Jong-il's Son who's in power in the game, has a Nobel Peace Prize, for Reuniting North & south ... via force...
But what i find kinda funny is the Japanese version removes all references to Kim Jong-il and replaces Kim Jong-un and North Korea with "Northern Leader" and "A Certain Country to the North.
So for that reason we make the Norks the bad guys, In Nu-Red Dawn, the Norks some how just invade the US, but in Homefront, they have have a some what plausible back story, for a US invasion. The US Economy has fallen, Civil War, and a Plague. So it's kinda plausible for the GRK to invade Homefornt US, but in Nu-RD they spend 1 Million on editing all of Chinese Influence the movie and replace it with Norks.
And and Kim Jong-il's Son who's in power in the game, has a Nobel Peace Prize, for Reuniting North & south ... via force...
But what i find kinda funny is the Japanese version removes all references to Kim Jong-il and replaces Kim Jong-un and North Korea with "Northern Leader" and "A Certain Country to the North.
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@ toa
That was funny as hell. Ha!
@ DW
Yes, on some planes maybe. But I bet they would be ridiculously overpriced. LOL You have to hand them your scrotum to get anything on an airplane.
Heck, next time I plan on getting a plane ticket, I'll castrate a horse, and harvest it's nutsack before I leave.
I wonder if the flight attendants like them deep-fried, or baked?
: (Flight attendant) Hi, I'm Sarah!
: DJ goes in for the handshake, but with a horsesack:
: (DJ) Well, it's very nice to meet you:
: (Flight attendant) It's nice to meet you t... Ohh! What on earth is that??
: Oh my god! What is that?!? Wha?! Is that a scrotum!?! OH MY GOD!!
: flight attendant drops the horsesack on the ground and screams in horror:
: (DJ) Hey, don't just drop it! What the hell are you doing!!!! I want my hamburger DAMMIT!!:
: DJ laughs hysterically while the air marshal handcuffs him to a chair:
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Anywho, if you plan on eating food, or drinking anything good, I'd suggest getting a first class ticket. That way, the food and drinks are free.
That was funny as hell. Ha!
@ DW
Yes, on some planes maybe. But I bet they would be ridiculously overpriced. LOL You have to hand them your scrotum to get anything on an airplane.
Heck, next time I plan on getting a plane ticket, I'll castrate a horse, and harvest it's nutsack before I leave.
I wonder if the flight attendants like them deep-fried, or baked?
: (Flight attendant) Hi, I'm Sarah!
: DJ goes in for the handshake, but with a horsesack:
: (DJ) Well, it's very nice to meet you:
: (Flight attendant) It's nice to meet you t... Ohh! What on earth is that??
: Oh my god! What is that?!? Wha?! Is that a scrotum!?! OH MY GOD!!
: flight attendant drops the horsesack on the ground and screams in horror:
: (DJ) Hey, don't just drop it! What the hell are you doing!!!! I want my hamburger DAMMIT!!:
: DJ laughs hysterically while the air marshal handcuffs him to a chair:
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Anywho, if you plan on eating food, or drinking anything good, I'd suggest getting a first class ticket. That way, the food and drinks are free.
Re: Reunification of Korea
DJ, some times you scare me.
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He doesn't scare me. I think it's attractive.
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Re: Reunification of Korea
Vedic wrote:DJ, some times you scare me.
It's yourself you're really afraid of.
Philly Homer wrote:He doesn't scare me. I think it's attractive.
I think you're attractive too.
Re: Reunification of Korea
Darkjedi wrote:Vedic wrote:DJ, some times you scare me.
It's yourself you're really afraid of.
It all makes sense now.
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