Woot Vacation!!!

Yay, I'm now on two weeks vacation. Big question now, what the hell do I do?

Get laid, go to Blue Jays Games, download games from evil websites. Y'know, the usual.

....yes.

I shall ask again, what should I as in me, as in Darkwing do on my vacation?

Well Chris, you could always...

Uh... What do you normally do on vacations?

Travel your continent via bus.

Alkanosis wrote:Well Chris, you could always...

Uh... What do you normally do on vacations?

I dunno, I haven't had one before

I suggest camping. It's cheap, and it gets you outside.

Take some friends with you, and it's more enjoyable. Build a fire, cook some hot dogs, marshmallows, small children, etc.

Good old fashioned vacation.

(Psst... He doesn't have friends, remember?)

You could just go deep into the forest and meditate. With small children. And sheep. And cows.

Oh yeah. But wait, who says he doesn't have imaginary friends?

BTW, Shem will provide the sheep.

EDIT: Wait, I forgot about the elves and leprechauns that live in the woods. He can befriend them!

I can provide the cows too. But the terms of my release means I cannot offer to provide the children.

outdoors? You are seriously suggesting me going outdoors on my vacation? It's a vacation for pete's sake! You dont want to torture me! First parties/getting laid and now camping?

Or you could just be a boring schmuck and go to see Blue Jays games in Toronto

How about an elaborate prank on the locals?

Like, faking his death or something? That's my kinda vacation!

I remember when I was 14 I told convinced a lot of people in my school that my sister was in a coma after her eye surgery (Chalazion removal), and that she died in the morning.

The next day when she came back I almost got jumped.

That.... was my best prank EVER! I had people sobbing and calling their parents to get checked out for the day. Hahaha! I was so evil back then....

toronto is like 3 provinces away. It's not some grand vacation, it's a me vacation. Soooo, it probably means 2 weeks of me sitting in front of my laptop.

Oh, so Blue Jays are baseball.

Over here, only women play that game.

Visit your nearest asylum and stay there for two weeks

...ouch

Don't mind Shem, he's Welsh

Alkanosis wrote:Visit your nearest asylum and stay there for two weeks

Don't think there is one here

Shemuel wrote:Over here, only women play that game.

You mean women's softball?

or all welsh people are women?

Shemuel is a woman

doesn't surprise me none

Sorry, there was also meant to be a compliment on how any sport is better than no sport (hint hint), but it didn't end up typed.

It's called 'rounders' and isn't played professionally, btw.

EDIT: Why do you think my username is similar to 'shemale'?

No no no, he's a Shemale.

It's almost in his name.

EDIT: Gah! He posted before me!

excuse me while i go puke in a toilet

Don't forget to flush!

(Did you know that a rat can enter your house through the toilet?)

Oh, so you're bulimic?

/me goes to puke in the sink now

Shemuel wrote:Oh, so you're bulimic?

only around you

Yeah, he wants to stay skinny for you, Shem.

You're so mean to him when he gains.

never mind with the puking, I'll just commit suicide and end the pain

Don't say that! Who else could we torment so effectively with a few choice words?

toa

Toa's too nice... I'd feel sorry about messing him about.

I don't, I mess with him all the time. Best thing is posting mature pics, he can't handle those very well

I'd love to see his face....

Hey Toa, look! Bra strap!



Look at him! LOL

ha ha ha, I got him to a level 7 blush, trying to get him beet red (level 10)

and now it's quiet....

We started taking it out on someone not present to defend himself.

Oh and Mr. Oklahoman, Mexico beat France in football. So look out for drunk illegal drivers upon your fine American roads.

hmm, attacking people behind their backs tends to have that effect

Darkjedi wrote:I'd love to see his face....

Hey Toa, look! Bra strap!



Look at him! LOL

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO.

well, something's changed him in the last 2 days, puberty or something

Look Toa! A dolphin!

Dolphin sex reference?

Shemuel wrote:We started taking it out on someone not present to defend himself.

Oh and Mr. Oklahoman, Mexico beat France in football. So look out for drunk illegal drivers upon your fine American roads.

Yes, da mexicanos are partyin. But they're always doin that, so it doesn't really matter.

BTW, USA vs England... it's on!

Darkjedi wrote:BTW, USA vs England... it's on!

Please do better that England. Win the whole World Cup if you have to.

USA? World cup? That's hilarious.

isn't england supposed to win that. i never really keep up or care for soccer, but I always had the impression that england wins soccer just because and that the world cup is just for them to gloat about how good they are at soccer, but I dunnno

Pretty much.

Also USA is down by 2 to Slovenia. Let me say that again. Slovenia.

what's a slovania?

England only won the World Cup once. And don't worry America, Germany lost to Serbia and Spain lost to Switzerland.

But yes, England is football crazy. So we are lucky enough to see all this hype on TV about a team we don't support.