Flash Trek: The Unofficial Forum
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

An old hangout for friends


Lord Voldemort is real!

+4
me naam is m
Karlo
Stryker
Philly Homer
8 posters

Flash Trek: The Unofficial Forum :: Central Hub :: General Chat

Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-10, 21:32

This is pretty lulzy.

Specialist security manager Nick Arnold said: "The sentence given is
wholly appropriate given the levels of abuse displayed by Voldemort on
that night to a paramedic who was only doing her job.

But as she tried to treat the attack victim in the street, Voldemort, of Spalding, and two men came up to her.


At this point, Lord Voldemort directed a volley of abuse at her, threatening to break her jaw and cause her harm.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Stryker 2009-04-10, 22:34

that can't be just pure coincidence...

i just dont understand why the called him lord, i have seen the title lord used but that was in Sherlock Homes novels, which was used in the late 1800's.

But otherwise very freaky.
Stryker
Stryker
Cadet
Cadet

Male Number of posts : 204
Age : 32
Location :
Registration date : 2009-01-18

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-11, 02:29

Stryker wrote:i just dont understand why the called him lord

Then you've obviously been living under a rock where the Harry Potter books do not exist. Voldemort is known as the Dark Lord in the HP book series.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Karlo 2009-04-11, 05:22

i don't understand

or is it that i didn't read all of it lol
Karlo
Karlo
Ensign
Ensign

Male Number of posts : 742
Age : 28
Location : On station Alderia commanding my empire Alpheron
Registration date : 2008-09-21

http://3700ad.motionsforum.com

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by me naam is m 2009-04-11, 05:48

Stryker wrote:i just dont understand why the called him lord, i have seen the title lord used but that was in Sherlock Homes novels, which was used in the late 1800's.

ever heard of the british governmental system and the house of lords?

anyway, i don't think they can actually legally give him that name since 'lord' is a title reserved for the blue blood
me naam is m
me naam is m
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 9981
Registration date : 2007-12-26

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Shemuel 2009-04-11, 08:07

His first name seems to be "Lord".

what a nutcase.
avatar
Shemuel
Captain
Captain

Male Number of posts : 10418
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-23

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-11, 13:45

Not just Lord, his middle names are Lucifer and Beelzebub. Delightful, no?
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Deoran Drages 2009-04-11, 21:25

weird... seriously... yeah he always called himself Lord Voldemort, Voldemort, he who must not be named just how many names does he have?
Deoran Drages
Deoran Drages
Lieutenant
Lieutenant

Male Number of posts : 1270
Age : 28
Location : Brisbane, Australia. Where else?
Registration date : 2008-08-12

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Earthdeath 2009-04-11, 21:28

This guy is either completely insane or just got really drunk.
Earthdeath
Earthdeath
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7919
Age : 53
Location : UK
Registration date : 2008-04-18

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Deoran Drages 2009-04-11, 21:36

im going for drunk with insane power
Deoran Drages
Deoran Drages
Lieutenant
Lieutenant

Male Number of posts : 1270
Age : 28
Location : Brisbane, Australia. Where else?
Registration date : 2008-08-12

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Earthdeath 2009-04-11, 21:40

yeah, I'm going for insane too.Or maybe just retarded.
Earthdeath
Earthdeath
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7919
Age : 53
Location : UK
Registration date : 2008-04-18

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-12, 16:07

The nuts just don't do it right anymore. He should have went and yelled Crucio and Avada Kedavra at them; but no, he had to go threaten them instead. Real Dark Lords don't make threats.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Thingy 2009-04-12, 16:28

Earthdeath wrote:This guy is either completely insane or just got really drunk.


I'm going with retarded and a drunk judge for letting him change his name to that... And maybe he forgot his wand at home?

I think our courts are more responsible with renaming or i'd have renamed myself darth vader and bought a darth vader suit to live in. sigh... a man can dream...
Thingy
Thingy
Moderator
Moderator

Male Number of posts : 4452
Age : 30
Location : Battleship Duckington
Registration date : 2009-01-01

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Deoran Drages 2009-04-13, 06:46

lol seriously a darth vader suit? looks like death made a better wand than olivander gasp!
Deoran Drages
Deoran Drages
Lieutenant
Lieutenant

Male Number of posts : 1270
Age : 28
Location : Brisbane, Australia. Where else?
Registration date : 2008-08-12

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Thingy 2009-04-13, 13:01

Deoran Drages wrote:lol seriously a darth vader suit? looks like death made a better wand than olivander gasp!


i find your lack of faith disturbing... *vader breath*
Thingy
Thingy
Moderator
Moderator

Male Number of posts : 4452
Age : 30
Location : Battleship Duckington
Registration date : 2009-01-01

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-13, 14:07

Half-Baked Plot and Deathly Hollow don't exist.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Shemuel 2009-04-13, 14:08

To be fair, the last two books were a bit far fetched.
avatar
Shemuel
Captain
Captain

Male Number of posts : 10418
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-23

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-13, 14:09

Plot holes galore! But I won't rant about it here, as I'm about one and a half years too late for that.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Shemuel 2009-04-13, 14:14

Don't frown too much Alka; your pins will start to puncture.
avatar
Shemuel
Captain
Captain

Male Number of posts : 10418
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-23

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Philly Homer 2009-04-13, 14:16

Hardy har har! You just go tend to your sheep now, Shemuel.
Philly Homer
Philly Homer
Commander
Commander

Male Number of posts : 7388
Age : 31
Location : F/GO
Registration date : 2007-10-22

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Shemuel 2009-04-13, 14:17

*Yokel chuckle*
"Aww, I loikes you, squiyre"
avatar
Shemuel
Captain
Captain

Male Number of posts : 10418
Age : 32
Registration date : 2007-12-23

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Deoran Drages 2009-04-14, 20:44

Shemuel wrote:To be fair, the last two books were a bit far fetched.
i agree, i enjoyed goblet of fire the most
Deoran Drages
Deoran Drages
Lieutenant
Lieutenant

Male Number of posts : 1270
Age : 28
Location : Brisbane, Australia. Where else?
Registration date : 2008-08-12

Back to top Go down

Lord Voldemort is real! Empty Re: Lord Voldemort is real!

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

Flash Trek: The Unofficial Forum :: Central Hub :: General Chat

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum