Capture the Hill v3

fortunately... my bunker survives, and I can start diging to inside your base!

And unfortunately... I must go study for franch (how I hate french!)

I regain control of my hill via a long contract, and send extremely hot girls over to Jim and JP's hills, taking them over.

"Ok, I surrender!" Say JPB18 while kissing some of them!

I strap then onto

Spoiler:

And then launch them.

Wow Jim, do you really think that's what girls are for?

No, but for the sake of war RPing

JP and I team up and destroy Jim's hill.

But all of their ground forces die when they stupidly walk on top of mines.

Fortunately, only our minesweepers are destroyed, so we take over your hill, utterly annihilating it......

Until they reach the inner core *where the base is* which is composed of ¼ of a mile think wall of titanium.

A Colony Ship (a gigantic dome shaped ship composed of dark matter with a practically invincible shield protecting the TOP and SIDES) lands on the entire continent, crushing everything in the landing process. For the sake of continuation, they raise up a little flag and place it on top of the dome-shield.

New hill uberstyle.

Not invincible, but requires a bit of thinking to beat the planning my forty-seven quintillion personnel took to make the INSIDE of the Colony Ship (which for sake of continuation is powered by ANTIMATTER)completely safe. Nine drone battalions have been sent out to randomly patrol the only unsmothered square mile of land, which bears Meganew Trek's flag (for the sake of continuation)

Several thousand abnormally beautiful women were rescued recently, and are undergoing psychological reconstruction to mend the damage their minds have taken from their twenty years of practicing prostitution from age three. Yes, the hot chicks survived.

I choose to team up with Jim Russ, and take over your base this way:

I send out my snipers, who annihilate the drones. I also pull out my micro-Death Star weapon(not a Death Star), and destroy your ship's shields. Since it is made out of dark matter, it self-destructs, with anyone in it.

The micro-death star breaks down, and the snipers go home after pay disputes.

Okay. New rule to avoid locking. Guns, metal or explosions cannot be used, neither can technology that hasn't been invented yet.

AMENDMENT: Neither can technology that is of debatable functionality can be used- including FORCEFIELDS

i run up the hill with my archers and spearmen MY HILL!

I send 300 Spartan warriors to kill your guys, and take over the hill.

i bribe your spartans and take over the hill

The Spartans take your money, and then stab you in the heart, destroying your army and allowing me to take over the hill.

I kick Lee's remains into a pit, yelling "SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!" in the process.

JS smites you for doing that i run up with 10,000 stickmen and own your army my hill

The Spartans kill you, because you can't come back, since I killed you.

I fortify my hill with a weak force field.

EDIT: Don't even think of trying to strike it again.

oi i started this game ok my game i cant be out of it my snipers pick off your guards and army then the unsc storms the hill and sets up a medium enrgy sheild(can withstand bullets and energy weapons up to 5000 gigahertz in total)

Posts edited. Meganew, read the rules!

Dude! The Israelis have invented a force field!

EDIT: It's only a weak force field, not a medium one like Lee made.

WE are NOT using forcefields, okay?!?!

Shemuel wrote:Okay. New rule to avoid locking. Guns, metal or explosions cannot be used, neither can technology that hasn't been invented yet.

Well, since it's been made....

And by the way, people can walk through it, but missiles and stuff explode before they hit the area.

AMENDMENT: Neither can technology that is of debatable functionality can be used- including FORCEFIELDS

CAN I PUT IT ANY CLEARER MEGANEW?

YES you could at a push so ok
i charge the hill with the british anvy (1609)

lol pirates of the carribean i charge up the hill with the east india teading comapny and we fail misrebly

sorry i dont speak polish XD

hey i dont do MFL geography or anything like that i mean whats the point i suck at my own laguage

Lee means the British East India Company.

And yes Lee, try to learn English first.

seriuosly its not my fualt my words are all jumbled up in my mind

Yeah, sorry. I realised I was a bit harsh just then. At least we can understand what you're saying.

Okay....

I steal DJ's powers and smite Shemuel for trying to control this thread that I created, and also smite Lee for poor grammar(but bring him back on my side).

Anyway, I use Tiger tanks to charge up the hill, destroy the DUtch base, and capture the hill. I then turn MNIM on my side, and we wait for Shemuel to try and smite me.

A blackhole consumes the universe. Only two worlds are left.

My hilly world full of spartans. Or the vacant hill free world right next to me.

Take your pick. Muaahhahahaha! (note this does not end this thread.)

I choose the hill-less world, and create a hill, firing a missle at your Spartan-infested hilly world.

The spartans deflect your missles sending them back at you.

They can't do that, and a plot hole opens, destroying your world. The missiles are detonated before hitting my planet.

I walk up to you, smack you with a rubber garden hose, and capture the hill while you sit there suprised, and fill it with Automated Turret Defense Systems.

I light the hill ablaze with Napalm, then take it while you burn.

I shoot you with abowa and arrow, and take over the hill.

I get recreated as a robot, and kill you with poison gas.

Meganew, I demand you stop abusing this game.