Capture the Hill v3

Capture the Hill has returned again, people.

Main rule: I capture the hill, then another person captures it, and so on.

Rules: No invincible bases, no time-warping, no surviving fatal injuries(Ex: Surviving a head shot from a sniper rifle), you cannot use Death Stars, Dyson Spheres, or any superweapon.

And Shemuel, if you try to lock this before someone tries to use a superweapon, you will be smited by the Laser Cannon I have.....

I capture the hill, and dig in with trenches, men with machine guns, grenades, and Molotov Cocktails.

I bomb your hill with a B-52H, and land 12 regiments of Marines to guard the hill. They begin constructing bunkers, Anti-Aircraft, and artillery.

I fortify my hill with a force field.

i capture my own hill and build an advanced city on it. it is heavily guarded by tanks.

I capture a secret hill hidden hill in Lake District and fortify it with drunk hipies.

I destroy GS's city with sabotage, and carpet bomb the Lake District, destroying the hill belonging to ED.

I shoot the tax people to death with my laser rifle, and build a airbase pn the hill, complete with missiles, fighters(F/A-22 Raptor), and Bombers(B-52 Stratofortress).

Meganew Trek wrote:I fortify my hill with a force field.

No more of that. At the very least. It's an effort for me not to press the lock button, so be grateful.

Hey! Force Fields crack under pressure, when the Shield Generator puts out so much power to keep the field up, it melts.

actualy it would be more likely to explode or send out a power surge.

I attack with my battalion catpure the hill, then bugger off.i leave a crazy hobo to portect it (DJ)

I snipe the Hobo in the head, then send 500 Sea Harriers to guard the hill.

i wait until they run out of fuel and then capture the hill.it is now defended by a hungry john prescott (He will eat you!)

I nuke him, then take over the hill with soldiers in Kevlar and Lead suits.

I take over a hill far away from where everything is happening and secretly store weapons, missiles, nukes and tanks. When the timing is right, I throw the switch in my control bunker and I launch an all out assault on MT’s hill with missiles, tanks, and ground forces.

I survive the onslaught, and launch 20 missiles towars your hill. I destroy your hill.

My hill would seem to have been demolished, but see, underneath the hill (where my bunker is) is a cave made up of strong metal that is highly tolerant except for

Spoiler:

Anyway, I launch 2 missiles containing nano-viruses

the missles hit my hill but the firer forgot to remember that my hill is infested with the flood!!

I send my pretties into the hill for a ground assault!! They ransack the place and new floodies march out.

I survive, and launch a ground assault on your base, destroying it.

luckily some infection forms survive and infect new victims and start over again.

I destroy the infected forms permenantly.

I run away, never to be seen again.

I teleport Jimmy boy back to be infected

I shoot Killerflood in the arm and flee

killerflood dies and blackhole is born! (can i change my name?)

killerflood wrote:killerflood dies and blackhole is born! (can i change my name?)

I don't think so, just put Blackhole: or something like that.

whatever

blackhole travels through the stars and comes back with robots and a 50 ft tall hill

I top it with a 100 foot hill (these are starting to become mountains )

that's where TNT comes in

that's were the bombs and nukes come in

FIRE!!!!!!

thank you for smaller fuses

ie. you blow up before you fire them.

I attach 5 nukes to 5 missles and hit the launch button

They go shooting out and hit your hill

I freeze Jim Russ and Killerflood, take over both of their hills, put the frozen bodies on them, then blow them up.....

I get blown up and I die. But my first officer, Kurumbuka seeks revenge against MT and he launches a ground assault on MT’s hill.

I use mines, snipers, and tank traps to destroy your invasion force, then I nuke your hill, killing everyone except me and my army.

But all the nukes create a nuclear winter and everyone dies of radiation poisoning.

I survive, since I wore my lead suit.

The last nuke goes off………KABOOM……..Earth is destroyed as well.

(Actually it would have been destroyed a lot sooner with all those nukes going off)

blackhole spits out a new world.

And New Earth is formed.

...and I rule over it, and have you killed. I then build a big base on a hill somewhere.

i find it and do nothing as i cant really be botherd

After you'r all tired... I activate dakara weapon to destroy all life in that small planet, left me as the absolute ruler!...

But I suicide myself cause I also killed all hot chicks... And that's the end of mankind 1!

So over time, the human race dies out because there are no more ‘chicks’.

(Do you even know what can the Dakara Weapon do?)

But, like that weapon was designed to speed up the creation of life... Mankind 2 appears in 2 million years with powerfull weapons like the atomic bomb, and the satelite weapon!

And Capture the Hill starts all over again!

So, I plant a flag on the top of the building and then build a bunker in that place...

So, I put a base inside a hill and launch a assault and the other hills with missiles and nukes.