The Economic Crisis

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:16

Well, if you live in the U.S it's getting pretty bad.

The lehman brothers CEO is now french kissing hobos in exchange for egg Mcmuffins, and other company's CEOs are just

waiting to get the chance to strip down naked, drench themselves with glue, and then run through the U.S treasury.

Sounds like fun eh?

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:18

Yeah. It hasn't hit Britain so bad.

I'm waiting for morgan Stanley to go under.

I have no sympathy for short-sellers though.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:22

I would love to be able to be able to strip down naked, drench myself with glue, and run through the U.S treasury though.

That would be awesome!!!!!

It's too bad i'm not an uber CEO.

Sad

:darkjedi pulls a 100 dollar bill tissue from his 100 dollar bill tissue box:

LOL, American dollars aren't worth poop!

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:29

In America, people wait agitatedly outside newsagents waiting to poop so they can buy a paper with it.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:31

You're probably right.

See, I would probably do better on Ebay if I sold my excrement, instead of a U.S dollar.

Oh, and it would be a bonus if I said that the excrement looked like Jesus. Man, I would have bids coming out my ears.

LOL!

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:33

and in the meantime, the canadian dollar slowly rises! hey, well, on the bright side of tyhings, the worse you do, the better we do!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:36

YAY!

But, have you heard about how they're going to eventually change the currency for the American dollar, Canadian dollar, and the Paso, into one currency called the Amero?

It's going to kinda be like what happened when the Euro was introduced.

Rich countries cry, and poor countries leap for joy.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:36

It'll never happen.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:37

i've heard rumour, but it's difficult to say if they'er going to do that. there's a lot of implecations, that hurt places like the states, and we are capitilistic after all...greedy!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:46

Who knows. The U.S government will do anything to keep alive.

But, if Bush keeps it all going his way. He'll do even better in history!

He could be the last U.S president! LOL!

That will be glorious!

Rolling Eyes

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:54

yes, i'd love to see the superpower of the world become an anarchy, that makes me, the neighbour to the states feel oh so safe

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:55

Don't worry Canada! Britain will help you ~~conquer USA~~

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:56

yes, us and our helicopters that fall out of the sky

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:57

True, if you lose the U.S, you have no one to be in the middle of the Sandwich of North American countries.

That would be like trying to eat a peanut butter jelly sandwich with only the bread. LOL!

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:58

Well we'd leave Oklahoma as the butter. Laughing

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:01

Well, Oklahoma is considered the heart of the U.S.

That's why timothy mcveigh blew up the Murrah building in O.K.C in 1995.

He wanted to strike at America's core. It's was kinda a symbolic thing.

He was the first American to commit a terrorist attack within the U.S

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:02

the FLQ were canadian terrorists that terrrorized canada

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 18:03

@DJ:(Since the Civil War, surely?)

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:03

but the first terrorists would have been those american irish guys in the late 1800s. yep, we have terrorists that span over a century!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:06

Shemuel wrote:@DJ:(Since the Civil War, surely?)

You know the picture of the fireman that\'s carrying the dead burnt baby? Well, that\'s from the O.K.C bombing.
Warning, Graphic content in the spoiler:

Spoiler:

@ Darkwing

Here, I made a spoiler for it.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:07

that type of imagery probably shouldn't be on this forum.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 18:08

And no, I've never seen that picture.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:09

Darkwing wrote:that type of imagery probably shouldn't be on this forum.

Here, I made it a spoiler.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:11

that's better. this forum is open to people 12, and even younger ones can view it, so we just have to be careful

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:11

good.peopel who havent seen something like that wont want to.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:14

Darkwing wrote:that's better. this forum is open to people 12, and even younger ones can view it, so we just have to be careful

Sorry, i'm used to graphical content. It's a part of life.

For example:

When I saw my father dead on the road, shredded into pieces.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:15

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 18:15

Sorry to hear that.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:16

wait..didnt you just say your dad is leaving for work?and you saw him in the barrel?

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:16

this is a story that unfortunately has made me want to know what happened

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:16

Earthdeath wrote:wait..didnt you just say your dad is leaving for work?and you saw him in the barrel?

probably step-dad

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 18:17

Yeah, wait a moment, you said before that your father was dead. Is this a stepfather?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:18

My biological father is dead, my step father just left for work.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:19

i just thought of several innapropriate jokes that i won't make

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:19

sorry about that.but your not the only one to have lost someone violently.

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:22

it's a big world, so, in retaliation, the same to you, this is the moment to be sad for DJ

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:23

yeah, it is.sorry mate.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:31

it's a big world, so, in retaliation, the same to you, this is the moment to be sad for DJ

Nah.

Darkwing wrote:i just thought of several innapropriate jokes that i won't make

Go ahead. Do it!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:32

gotten over it DJ>in that case, how did he die?

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:33

if it's really graphic, put it in the staff section (only if you want to tell though)

by Insane Crayon 2008-09-25, 11:07

Spoiler:

Aren't we a tad off topic too?

by me naam is m 2008-09-25, 13:12

like allways. it doesn't atter. this is good OT.

by Earthdeath 2008-09-25, 13:19

yeah.the best way to get over someones death is by talking about it.

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