Feeling Myself Today

Yep, I've been feeling very much myself these past few days, don't feel like putting on the masks and defenses for other people. This is when you all applaud and say "good job, it's good to be yourself and not let anything get in your way," unless of course being yourself means being overly sarcastic, cynical, harsh and cold. I just don't feel like pretending that the world's cupcakes and marshmallows right now.

So if I "offend" anyone, don't take it personally, I'm just being myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an internet to rampage

Oh fun.

Do I get your cupcakes and marshmallows then?

I burned them

I like burnt marshmallows.

If you like ashes, you're welcome to them

Ok.

(Of course I like ashes)

Well, knock yourself out then. No really, please do

Damn someone didn't drink his morning coffee today.

I don't drink coffee

He likes hot coco idiot! :smacks alka in the back of the head:

:dj gets down on his knees in ass kissing position:

The only thing that occurs when one gets in that position is they get a bashed in face from my foot

So, kinda like a horse buck.

Yes

But in your case, an ass buck.

You'd kick me in the butt with your foot? I might like that....

No, it was a play on words, but seeing as my intelligence level appears to be considerably above yours, I'm not surprised that you didn't get it.

So I will spell it out for you. Donkeys kick. Donkeys are also called asses. So therefore the play on words. If you still don't get it, then I suggest you take up watching Bugs Bunny.