We Need New Blood

You know how much of a stats freak I am around here, so I figured I'd do some research. Our activity has been slashed in half since the winter/spring but I looked at something else that might be causing that. Our last 2 active members registered in the fall of 2010 (Vedic and Gorn). So basically, we need to find some new people!

Make a sacrifice to the great forum gods and pray for a bountifull harvest of people.

All right Lee, you're up!

Ok let me prepare what we going for african tribal or aztec theme?

Always kinda partial to Aztec, so go with the Aztec theme

What about Mayan?

We will on the next person, once we've sacrificed Lee

If my Memory Serve Correctly, Mayan had an habit of Scarifying over 10,000 people.

Ooh, me likey! All right, I expect 10,000 "volunteers" on my desk by tomorrow

'fraid we're gonna have to make a monthly payment of that. How about 1000 people a month?

First sacrifice is hardest, cause we need to find 1000 people. But it'll give us 1000 people. Then we sacrifice those. Then get 1000. Sacrifice those. Get 1000 etc. In the end, we'll have 1000 new members that'll just lurk occasionally and never post all the way till they stop coming here completely (after 2 weeks)!

Hmmmm, gonna have to check with my investors on that one first nd bnk isn't open until 8am (damn government run organizations)

Are we, Seven Minor Deities save from this?

Times re tough recession and all. People just don't line up for mass sacrifices like they used to :/

Drat, Well can I just give you an Kidney instead?

It;s gonna have to do. But I really dunno how we're gonna pay the forum mortgage and everything.

Well your getting 9999 others.

Yes, but kidneys, I dunno how the forum gods are gonna like that. They do like their full blown sacrifices. If I get smited, you're getting banned, just sayin

Hmm I'll strike ya a deal, half my body, preferably the bottom part.

Sexual

Well... I wouldn't really be able to do much if I had only my legs.

There are so many directions this could go...

True, but I like Breathing.

Well you may not need to sever yourself. Depends on what you offer your lower half for, the forum gods may make an exception. Might depend on size though, just throwin that out there

Yes, well only if there's an Female Forum gods.

Rule 30

What about doing that site share doobleydoo with other sic fi forums?

how about we just sacrifice Lee ten thousand times?

I'm actually cool with that. The Forum Gods shouldn't mind either

Sorry to spoil your fun but i'm only gonna die once

That's what you think!

*Polishes the Resurrector*

Is resurrection painful? :O

Yes DW was cheap and he got the model that brings you back to life before healing your injuries or he is just very sadistic

Darkwing wrote:That's what you think!

*Polishes the Resurrector*

NIEN! Use ze sarcophaguzai.

leewatson1 wrote:Yes DW was cheap and he got the model that brings you back to life before healing your injuries or he is just very sadistic

Mine actually has settings. I leave ti set to "Painful," as I don't see the need to change the dial

I think the dial must be blocked with all the dust from not being used for decades...

Oh and...

Darkwing wrote:Rule 30

http://ohinternet.com/Rules_of_the_Internet