Re: Continue a Sentence

by raffitz 2008-01-03, 18:46

because it's the crappiest browser ever created, and...

by Jtull 2008-01-03, 18:54

he....

by Jimbook 2008-01-03, 18:54

is realy sad..

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 08:32

and decided to suicide...

by Jtull 2008-01-04, 16:27

by....

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 17:32

shooting his head and...

by Jtull 2008-01-04, 18:16

shooting his....

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 18:24

left eye...

by Jtull 2008-01-04, 18:30

wish....

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 18:44

That doesn't make any sense! shoot his left eye wish?!?!?

by Philly Homer 2008-01-04, 18:52

(Okay, I'll just start a new sentence...)

One day, a man was trying to decide whether Coke or Pepsi was better, so he...

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 18:59

Drank five litters of each drink, and he....

by Philly Homer 2008-01-04, 19:05

...started hiccuping profusely for 3 days in a row without sleep, after which he...

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 19:11

slept 3 days in a row for lack of sleep, and...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-04, 19:14

...then died of hunger, but the good news is...

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 19:28

he resurrected in order to...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-04, 20:30

...find out which soda is better, so the cycle starts again except...

by raffitz 2008-01-04, 20:56

that the fifth time the cycle repeated, he found out that the best soda was...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-04, 22:59

...not exactly what he thought it would be, so he had to...

(Wow, this is long-winded...)

by soverign22 2008-01-05, 03:45

...repeat the cycle again...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-05, 04:00

...and that annoyed him so greatly that...

by raffitz 2008-01-05, 08:19

He tried to suicide, but he couldn't because...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-05, 13:06

...he reincarnated so many times, and now was immortal due to...

by stewi0001 2008-01-05, 13:12

all the carbonation...

by raffitz 2008-01-05, 13:14

and the mixture of the different sodas, which made him not only immortal, but also ...

by Shemuel 2008-01-05, 14:06

sadly impotent, making his wife...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-05, 17:07

...divorce him and live on the streets, but at least the man found out that Coke was better than Pepsi.

New sentence

One day, a man got so angry that he slammed the keyboard on the desk multiple times, and...

by raffitz 2008-01-05, 18:39

The computer opened a portal that took him to an alternate dimension where...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-05, 22:09

...the computer controlled YOU, and...

by raffitz 2008-01-06, 12:00

he tried to run away, but...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-06, 12:45

...the computer put him in the Recycle Bin, so...

by Jimbook 2008-01-06, 17:31

he pushed the restore items key and the computer...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-06, 21:26

...got mad, because strangely it restored vast amounts of spyware and viruses, so...

by raffitz 2008-01-07, 18:17

the computer self-programmed a virus and ordered him to destroy the man, which caused...

by Jimbook 2008-01-07, 18:24

chaos and.....

by raffitz 2008-01-07, 19:33

destruction...

by Jimbook 2008-01-07, 19:42

but the us goverment heard about this and they...

by raffitz 2008-01-08, 18:08

couldn't do anything, because the man was in an alternate dimension, but...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-08, 19:06

...the Russians could, so WWIII started due to US-Russian tensions all over this one person, and...

by raffitz 2008-01-08, 19:11

then the person died, which caused...

by killerflood 2008-01-08, 23:22

...cancer has YOU!!!!!!....

by raffitz 2008-01-09, 18:08

That doesn't make any sens! Can someone with more imagination start a new sentence?

by Philly Homer 2008-01-09, 18:12

Sure.

In Soviet Russia...

by raffitz 2008-01-09, 18:31

a communist man...

by Shemuel 2008-01-09, 18:41

decided he wanted to live in Khazakstan beacause he saw Borat...

by raffitz 2008-01-09, 18:43

...but he was stupid, so...

by Philly Homer 2008-01-09, 20:13

...he lived in the village with a bad neighbor that everyone hates and...

by raffitz 2008-01-10, 17:21

the neighbor tried to kill him, but...

by Shemuel 2008-01-10, 18:10

luckily the neighbour's chicken...

by raffitz 2008-01-10, 18:18

died protecting the man, and the police arrested him by chicken homicide and attempt neighbor homicide, but the neighbor...

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