Absurd Excuses
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Absurd Excuses
e.g. "Why can't you make me a sandwich?"
"Because you didn't say sudo!!"
or
"Come here and help me clean up this mess!"
"I can't, because if I get off of this couch, I might stomp on a flea, and thus possibly murder one of my ancestors! Is my getting up really worth the risk?"
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I'll start.
Here, give me a dollar!
"Because you didn't say sudo!!"
or
"Come here and help me clean up this mess!"
"I can't, because if I get off of this couch, I might stomp on a flea, and thus possibly murder one of my ancestors! Is my getting up really worth the risk?"
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I'll start.
Here, give me a dollar!
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