Life outside earth found

Well, it seems the question has been answered, the one we've been asking ourselves since antiquity. Does life exist outside earth? We might also have figured out how life started on earth.

DR. Richard B Hoover has found lifeforms inside a very rare kind of meteorite, a Cl1 Charbonaceous Chondrite, some of it similar to the stuff we have on earth and some so alien that he couldn't really figure it out.

Now, some scientists aren't convinced, and they're now going to investigate this, so it could turn out to be a false alarm. But if this is true, this might be the scientific discovery of our lifetime, just like the breaking of the atom was the discovery of our grandfather's lifetimes. It would prove that there is life outside earth, give the ''seeded earth'' theory much more validity and pretty much screw a whole bunch of religions pretty badly. There will actually be a critical part of their scripture that is proven utterly and completely wrong by science.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/05/exclusive-nasa-scientists-claims-evidence-alien-life-meteorite/

Opinions?

The Andromeda Strain.

Oh, yeah, about that. Erm, some of his colleagues went insane, then died of a strange blood condition after studying it for a while. Forgot to put that in the news report.

Oh, and it's spread through New York. Yeah, like half the population there died very painfully, but it's probably just pig flu or something. Not related to this at all.

interesting... now we just need to find intelligent life

also, the seeded earth theory doesn't explain how matter before the big bang came about.(it was just there...?) the religions would have to re-write their scripture or something, but this wouldn't disprove that there is a god.(and thus religion would still exist)

Well... A religion automatically becomes bullshit when it has to rewrite some of the most critical part of it's scripture because it was proven completely wrong. You know, since they've pretty much admitted that their god either lies about really important stuff or is just guessing his way around, without much success.

The big bang is the result of a massive fart, like a colossal fart

Exactly. God had too much chili one day, so he had this absolutely massive fart. We live on the shit particles that came out of that fart. Soil? The shell of the shit particles. Stone and lava? The shit particles themselves.

There actually used to be a whole universe before, but he just could hold it in a then BAM! All of existence, farted away

Actually, that happens every burrito Tuesday and chili Friday. You know, massive universes are created, the races in it get close to ascending out of the fart cloud universe, then he has a bowl of chili and everyone dies. Then it's repeated all over again.

In other news, Thingy is now officially going to hell according to trusted sources in hell's management division. When asked for a comment, god said ''Oh, actually, he was assigned to hell years ago, when he called rain ''god's piss''. I hope that little faglet enjoys roasting at night, having sulfur for breakfast and anal rape by the devil for dinner''

FOX News... Let me just check on CNN or BBC News... Cause I'm not buying it from there guys...

LIFE EXISTS, THIS IS EXTRODINARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Untill someoen proves it wrong.......

Could be a hoax, likely. Still, very intriguing!

Man, if this pans out, my mother will have to conclude that her sister isn't so crazy after all!!

I still doubt intelligent life exists elsewhere in the physical world. Then again, IMO, why would God just waste so much space?

Oh, and my UFO theory still stands BTW.

(Dare i ask)

Whats the UFO theory? or is it just something that i diddnt read above....

Oh yeah, you weren't here for that.

My theory is that most UFOs are demonic stunts created in order to gain attention and worship. (Other UFOs might just be man-made)

I say worship, because, I mean, look at all of the religious movements that have been effected by them! The existence of UFOs also spawned the increasingly popular idea that the "God" and "angles" of the bible is actually a highly advanced space alien civilization that once visited earth, and possibly ruled it and/or created humans. (watch ancient aliens on the History Channel, and you'll see what I mean) That's exactly what demons would want, credit for creation, to be deemed equal to gods and the sovereign God. Fits pretty well to me.

Hey, you dared. LOL

Darkjedi wrote:Oh yeah, you weren't here for that.

My theory is that most UFOs are demonic stunts created in order to gain attention and worship. (Other UFOs might just be man-made)

I say worship, because, I mean, look at all of the religious movements that have been effected by them! The existence of UFOs also spawned the increasingly popular idea that the "God" and "angles" of the bible is actually a highly advanced space alien civilization that once visited earth, and possibly ruled it and/or created humans. (watch ancient aliens on the History Channel, and you'll see what I mean) That's exactly what demons would want, credit for creation, to be deemed equal to gods and the sovereign God. Fits pretty well to me.

Reminds me of the Vorlons.

I never really watched Babylon 5.