Re: It's Official

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 00:38

Kirk didn't date either. Just sayin

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 00:41

have you had any kind of physical sexual relationship with a girl?

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 00:42

Your honour, I fail to see the relevance of this question...... Razz

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 00:46

Kirk slept with every girl he could get his hands on. you have had a number of girls like you yet you have failed to even begin an advance on her Kirk would have already finished and started on 2 more girls by the time you had noticed her therefore your ability to be kirk is absent and so you can not be kirk.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 00:47

Wait....I had a number of girls like me? This is news to me...and you're in New Zealand! How can you know this and not I?

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 00:50

Darkwing wrote:You kidding, I got the looks, the wit and that distinguishable charm of Kirk

if the above statement is true then many girls would have liked you, you obviously did not make any advances and so you can not possibly be kirk.

lawyered

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 00:51

Oh. Well I'm still awesome and it's Kirk's awesome that made him..er...awesome. So I can still be Kirk. Cause I'm..uh...awesome...or cool...or yeah, I'm a piece of shit, rub it in why don't ya

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 00:59

you can be a mirror universe kirk Smile

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:01

That Kirk probably had more sex than regular Kirk, hell, he probably even like raped girls for kicks

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:04

I'm beginning to wonder why so many topics turn into a discussion about why I don't date girls

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:08

maybe its a sign that you need to at least try it once Wink

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:09

Or a sign that everyone thinks too highly of it and that it's completely overrated and that needing a companion is actually a sign of weakness because people can't cope with being themselves, so they need someone else to dump their miseries on so that they can have sex so that they can cheat on them later on in life.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:11

A little piece of advice that my grade 9 science teacher (who was completely awesome BTW) gave my group once during an experiment was this:

Just because the rest of the class has the same results, doesn't mean that they're right.

In the end our group, the one who didn't have the same results as the rest of the class with the experiment, was actually the right ones.

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:19

hmmm perhaps your right. when it comes to dating well I try to go on my own little trip rather than follow everyone else.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:20

But anyhow, if I can't be Kirk, can I at least be The Man with No Name?

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:22

you can be scottie the man who keeps the ship going

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:24

I would rather be the Man with No Name

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:27

awwah but we love you to much to not give you a name.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:28

But the Man with No Name is very awesome. You do know who I'm talking about right?

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:32

it rings a bell. but not huge realization as of yet.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:33

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:36

OH him!

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:37

AKA, the guy in my avvie Wink

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 01:40

yes you can be him. you are more than awesome enough to be him.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 01:47

Ok good, besides, lonely man who wanders the desert, minding his own business but getting into trouble nonetheless who occasionally even helps people does sort of suit me some

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 03:09

one who also has the power of permaban

by Shemuel 2011-01-05, 07:47

Shitdang! How many people have you killed?

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 07:56

its DJ we should be worried about

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-05, 12:32

Shemuel wrote:Shitdang! How many people have you killed?

...enough...

by Jtull 2011-01-05, 20:40

but there are still the idiots of the world. can you please get rid of them?

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-10, 01:04

So...still official? like 15 posts have been made in the last 2 days. I'm inclined to it having been a random spurt of good activity cause everyone was on break.

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-01-10, 01:39

that theory is probably correct. doesn't it happen a lot though? like during the summer?

edit:

Main Page wrote:What's new and exciting?
Some members may be dead due to hypothermia. Please place them in trash

did you happen to update that today?

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-10, 02:05

Actually a few days ago. It was Shem's idea Smile

by Jtull 2011-01-10, 20:27

I have not posted much lately because I have been rather unwell

by **A-BIack_Man** 2011-01-11, 02:26

you'd think that being sick would make you post more. you wouldnt be out doing things, just stuck home with the interwebs.

by **Darkwing** 2011-01-11, 02:30

I watch a lot of TV when I'm sick. Interwebs takes too much concentrated effort

by Jtull 2011-01-11, 04:16

agreed. effort=bad

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