Racial equality comes to EH

Yes people, the day has come! The day when a black man becomes a moderator! After years of opression from the white man, mah niggah higga A-BIack man has become a moderator in training! All my blaaaaack brothas from anotha motha, rejoice!

*Gets some watermelons and KFC to celebrate*

And the fried chicken too!

And I guess some Kool-Aid for good measure

So now we have a tenderizer, a hammer, and- what will i use...a shank?

Sheep shears? Since you're replacing Shem and all, y'know

Yeah... We had to minimize the staff weapon department's budget, so you'll have to bring something from home or take shem's sheep shearing/molesting gear.

Shame. Back in my day, when I was still a mod, we had particle cannons and stuff. It was boss

Well... The forum's budget today is 13 bucks... Kind of hard to find a particle cannon that isn't made of cardboard for 13 bucks, so we'll have to make do with oversized kitchen, farm and carpenter's tools.

oh well, i'll just use mah bare fists.

Wow. A coup has happened while I was away and white rule has been overthrown!
Congrats, Black Man, I'd been waiting for the time to hand over to you. Just keep the level head you have now.

To be honest guys, I've had enough of you screwing me around, so I am certainly resigning my position.

us screwing you around? Please enlighten me

It's kinda the other way around, tbh... We never know Shem's true intentions, whether he's being sarcastic or doubly sarcastic.

You'll still be pulled over by the fuzz though.