OMG FUNNIEST THING EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFHlE62Pq-c (Link if the video dont work)

I posted this here because it doesent fall under the media thred, you will know why shorlty, this will get really llong and most likly off topic.....DOnt want to clutter the Graphics Threds

Darkjedi, can you really crash a server? And also what pic of george bush with toy solders?

I can crash a sever. its not that hard.

I dont see the funny. (I wasn't using sound do if thats what this was about then...)

You need to use the sound, also how do you bring a server back up? After it has been crashed, do you just simply reboot it?

it depends on how you bring it down. The easy way to to use all the bandwidth.

I have done that before, i am on a server, all my computers, all 4 are on the same server, i plugged them all into one so that the proccesing speed was all through the one......(i only did that for a few because i plugged them into the slowest computer.......Not my best idea) and started playing Solitare on the newest computer and it slowed down the whole network........Solitare uses up alot of CPU power, wich i never understood, that only happended once....it never used 99% CPU after that.

Oh, a local cloud server??? That is harder to crash because it is local not public. that doesn't mean it couldn't be done.

I was talking about a web server. I assumed thats what you meant.

What is the difforence, i was talking about the web server, but then i got off topic, well technically i am still off topic

A local cloud server is what you are talking about when you say you put 4 computers on one procceser. All the data is stored off site. A web server is what a website is hosted on. (A website like the one you are on now)(all that data has to go somewhere)

i don't find the vid funny. it's just DJ crashing VX Flash.

@ DW

You obviously didn't watch it then. But I agree with the part about it not being funny.

Heck, I made the thing, and I don't even think it's funny.
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Why was this dug up???

Wow, my voice was so different back then, and my nose sounded so stuffy!

BTW, I might note that I was high on phun pills during that video....

That batch file won't work unless it is used with the program I had.
So don't think you have something.

It was a DDOS attack program. You direct it at the server, run it, and all of your DDOS attack buddies run it. Easiest way of crashing a little server is to DDOS it.

This was the pic I referred to at the end:

you're right, I watched half the vid and got bored with it, again proving how it's not funny

It was boring... And kind of creepy. Your voice creeps me out, DJ.

Well this was dug up because i was on youtube, looking at the old BM 3 Trailer so i clicked on your account DJ and clicked on that....

That's ooold, and DJ always sounds like that.

Hey, next rime you want to attack a sever, i'm in.

I APPROVE (though you dont care) AS LONG AS IT IS NOT MY SITES SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Thingy wrote:It was boring... And kind of creepy. Your voice creeps me out, DJ.

Good.... but if you want to hear my more current voice, watch my microphone tutorial.

Shemuel wrote:That's ooold, and DJ always sounds like that.

True, but not in real life. In real life, I tend to go from one extreme to the other. Really hyper to very quiet.

Leach54 wrote:Hey, next rime you want to attack a sever, i'm in.

No. I used to do that kind of stuff, but I'm done with it.

1. It's not loving (God's servants must display love)

2. It's against the law. (God's servants must obey the law, unless it conflicts with the bible.)

Well maybe i'm just a little bit behind you in my travel down the computer path.

Is it bad if i want to crash the rival schools website?

Can you crash a schools network?

I could use SQL injection to destroy all the online grade books in my entire school district. (I was basicly handed a key because the designers of the database manager "Zangle" are retarded). Or i could just use up all there money bandwidth, or I could do what DJ was talking about.

Unfourtunatly the grade book thing is big enough that i could get in more than huge trouble, I could be expelled.

Well, you could have someone not in the district do it......Yah that would probibly be the best, Give them a lecture on how to take down the network, then give them a sab story on your grades (even if they are good) a few days later

then i couldn't take the glory in it. If I do it, Ill do it myself.

Wow... so strange... =/ I used a slight hack myself to have administrative priveleges at my school xD

That difert. I would destroy the system just to show how dumb they are.

I still do... have admin priveleges that is.. it's funny..

Terra Shadows wrote:I still do... have admin priveleges that is.. it's funny..

HA! Nice! I wish I could do that at my tech school...then they could not block images...

Thas awesome. I could use SQL injection to do that. Its really a powerful tool. But its lots of work. and it would be easier to just destroy the system.

if you want a funny thing, then here it is... the true Oscar the Grouch story.. xDD http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Oscar_the_Grouch

Ok, well want to hack a schools system, well my school has the first 4 letters of your last name,the first 3 of your first name, then the year you graduate, then your pass is nhsdxx

So if a person names Vargo Canplo went to the school i could log on as his and destroy the schools network and make it look like he did it.

This would be his username and pass if he graduated in 2015

Username: canpvar15
Pass: nhsdxx

it a little more complicated to destroy the whole system. an they wouldn't trace user name because you don't use one. they would trace IP.

There are 50 computers in 1 computer lab alone in my school.

You freking idiot. You don't log in at your school at all. You don't need your username and password. You should do it through a computer at the library or through the free internet at a Coffee House