Schmeat is coming to town!

Ever wished for something that tastes like a combination of human waste and meat? Ever looked a piece of crap and thought ''Oh god... i wish i could eat that''? Do you like meat made of pure shi* and cow DNA? Well, then we have the solution for you. A russian scientist has been working for years to bring shi* to our plates! And now, with PETA's millions backing his resarch, you'll be able to feel the taste of shi* and meat, AND the beautiful feeling of blood mixed with egg yolk between your teeth soon! But dont forget to thank PETA for their wonderful gifts to the culture and history of mankind when you have that shmeat on your plate!

Here's an article with a video from comedy central

http://www.dailyfork.com/2009/03/the_colbert_report_introduces.php

If you havent had your dose of weirdness/ general fudgedupness, this is for you.

and the chinese drink their own urine

...And youwould know, because you've planted a camera in every single house of every person in China. You'd have to be a multi-billionaire... What nationality are you? Finnish? American? Theunitedracismsectofearth? The republic of wethinkthatpeopleinchinadrinktheirurinebecausewedontlikethemorwerejustrascistbecausemyscreennamehastodowithskincolor?

FF, shut up.

A-BIack_Man wrote:and the chinese drink their own urine

No, really, schmeat is real and it's really being financed by PETA. Hell, they said they want to finance an ice cream program where women give their milk to the ice cream manufacturers to replace cow milk, damn looneys. And there's a whole bunch of other weird stuff, like i heard they made a game about dog raping or something.

isn't that called hot dogs or soylent green or something like that?

Hot dogs? WTF? No, they're made of other stuff. Like intestines and stuff

Yeh, the first hot dog was the skin of animal intestines filled with like a dozen different kinds of meat...

it was a mild joke, thank you for taking me seriously fellows

FlashFreak22 wrote:Yeh, the first hot dog was the skin of animal intestines filled with like a dozen different kinds of meat...

Is the word 'sausage' used regularly in the US?



LOL, Soylent Green. "Now with more people"

thank you for getting it shemuel. i would give you a cookie but i don't know the bbcode for it!

i have it

although i still dont get the joke even though hes explained it

have you heard of soylent green before?

nope, thats why i didnt get it

"corpses are processed into Soylent Green wafers"

.....oh

Shemuel wrote:LOL, Soylent Green. "Now with more people"

OH!

Shmeat... It actually seems like an interesting concept!

So now i really can make recruits eat sh*t... Fantastic!

But this is also so random.I wouldn't eat it no matter what it tasted like