Free For All!(no ubering)

this is just a RP where you can control anything, a ship, an empire, a grount unit, a station, a civillian! possibilities are endless! you can do half the damage of your attack.

Battleship(the kind that sails the seas)
hull: 200
armor: 300
sttack: 150

Gordon Freeman
A tough 27 year old theoretical physicist, toughened by constant aliens attacks.
Hull : 200 (Glasses)
Shield : 500 (HEV suit)
Attack : 200 (Freemans Crowbar)

Archangel (The so Called "Legged Ship")
Victory enlightens this powerful ship!
Member of the "Three Ship Alliance"

Hull: 500 (Laminated Armor)
Shield: 200 (Anti-beam depth charge and flare multi-purpose launchers)
Attack: 450 (Gottfrieds x 2, Valiants x 2, Igelstellung x 16, Sledgehammer missile launcher x 24 anti-ship, Korinthos x 24 surface-to-air missile launcher, Wombat atmospheric missile launcher x 24, Helldart surface-to-air missile launcher x 16, Torpedo launchers (underwater) x unknown, and Lohengrin x 2)


Eternal
A Powerful Ship
member of the "Three Ship Alliance"

Hull: 400 (Anti-Beam Coated Armor)
Shield: 150 (Anti-beam depth charge)
Attack: 350 ( High-Energy Beam Cannon x 1, 2-barrel CIWS x 2, CIWS x 12, Missile launchers x 64, 120 cm high-energy beam cannon x 4, 93.7 cm high-energy beam cannon x 4, MA-X200 beam sword x 4 ,144 x 60 cm "Erinaceus" anti-ship missile launchers and METEOR Turrets)

Kusanagi
A very large and powerful ship
member of the "Three Ship Alliance"

Hull: 400 (Laminated armor)
Shield: 200 (Anti-beam depth charge)
Attack: 400 ("Lohengrin" positron blaster cannon x4, "Gottfried Mk. 71" 225cm dual high-energy beam cannon x2,"Igelstellung" 75 mm multi-barrel CIWS x16, Surface-to-ship missile launcher x ?, Surface-to-air missile launcher x ?)


Nelson-class Battleships (x 5)

Hull: 300
Shield: none
Attack: 250 ( twin secondary beam cannon x3, main beam cannon x1, twin gun turret x8, torpedo launcher x6, 8-cell VLS x1 )



Agamemnon-class carrier (x 3)

Hull: 350
Shield: none
Attack: 350 (Dual high-energy beam cannon x 2, much damage is dealt by on-board fighters)



Drake-class Escort Ship (x 8 )

Hull: 200
Shield: none
Attack: 250 ("Igelstellung" 75 mm Vulcan cannon x 2, VLS x 4, 10-cell missile launcher x 4, triple-tube torpedo launcher x 2, positron reflector shield x 1)




Girty Lue-class (stealth) battleship

A Secret Project


Hull: 350 (Unknown, possibly Laminated Armor)
Shield: 200 (Anti Beam Depth Charges)
Attack: 400 ("Gottfried Mk. 71" 225cm dual high-energy beam cannon x 6, Igelstellung multi-barrel CIWS x 10, Korinthos vertical missile launcher x 38, rocket anchor x 1)

Darkwing
Weapon of Choice: Chocolate Chip Cookie
Shields: None
Weapons: Chocolate Chips
Extra Attacks: Yumminess

note: i am not yet done hehehe

i will edit it now...

A thing

Weapon of choice: Some kind of thing
Shields: Something
Weapon: Another thing
Extra: Thingyness

Battleship sees a kitty on land and fires at it.

LOL!

Freedom
Hull: Democracy
Shield: Armed Forces
Attack: Dictatorship!

My Turn My Turn!!

Kistune-Chan
Weapon of Choice: Claws and Teeth
Shields: Full battle Armour
Weapon: Big Railgun
Extra: Agile

Neko-Sama
Weapon of Choice: mew!
Shields: mrow!
Attack: meow!!
Extra: REOW!!!

A thing does something with the kitten

KAMIKAZE WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weapon: AEIAEIAEIAEIAEI!!!!
Armor: Indigestible Green Crap (IGC)
Shields: Mist of terror
Extra: Zeeky Bomb cannon.

Kamikaze watermelon smashes into thingy and kitten. They all hear, Zeeky-Bagee-Do. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

A thing takes the melon and eats it. (Hah! you're a rear admiral! And yes, i know, i'm immature)

Kitsune-chan kidnaps kitty.
Neko-sama sits on a thing

Gordon hits the thing with a crowbar, causing it too implode.He then says his catchprhase:
"....."

Gordon goes to work at Black Mesa.Today will be perfect.[/u]

Both Kitsune-chan and Neko-sama are happy with milk.

The Watermelon clones itself and poofs to Australia, which it is stranded on for the next page.

Gordon takes the very long tram ride to work.Sees a guard locked out yells sucker out of the window.
He arrives at sector C Anomalous Materials.Dons Mark IV HEV suit.Heads to test chamber.

A thing suddenly regenerates and KILLS THE KITTENS BRUTALLY BECAUSE OF THE GENERAL DISCUSTING CUTENESS!!!!! Then it goes to australia and kills the watermelon ninja style

Gordon conducts the test.Aliens appearm everywhere, and play jumprope with everyones intestines.Gordon uses his favourite swear:
"....."

Gordon hits things with his crowbar for 3 hours.Somehow it stops an alien invasion.
A man who sounds like a speak and spell puts gordon in Stasis to wait another 20 years to be woken up in an even bigger alien sh*tstorm.

For some friggin reason Thingy has a vendetta against me or watermelons in general.

Zeeky bomb:
Attack: ZEEKEBAGEDO
Armor: Zeekizilla scale plate
Shield: Fear aura

lfxgjro

attack: jgifot
hull: gftihjmiogf
shields: dfmghotjgfo
SUPERWEAPON: TOTAL LETTER RANDOMNESS

lfxgiro gogyty dgjfdiogju mgfogfj gfhjgfio oxfjdo dfigou fjgocf i ifgn fgjo.(this is sorta jibberish, but it will be cleared up in the next turn)

Kitsune-chan survives due to being a fox, and not a cat. Neko-sama dodges thingy's attack and revives kitty

(im joining) Wizard of Istari
Shields: (400) wizard staff and sword
Attack: 50-300 (magic)
On death: I can not die only physically destroyed.

Gordon chained Wizard of Istari to a pole and forced him to eat a banana.

wizard opened a can of whop bum.

Darkwing eats his cookie then realizes that was his only weapon.

I'm joining too.

ESS Valence

Hull: 500
Shields:650
Armaments: 2 antimatter beams damage 200, 30 ventral proton cannons damage 300, 6 top and bottom mounted anti fighter missile batteries damage 300, 4 Antiperalen torpedo launchers damage 400
Special: clonking device with gravitation signature dampener.

this is a crazy one, my first one was serious



EXPLODING PENGUIN

Health: 1
Shield: 1
Attack: none

my travelling partner, hit him once, and you survive, hit him twice and you GO KABOOOMM, and if you kill him, he will still duplicate into 2 over and over again

A thing kills alkanosis, and gets killed in the process but uses it's supah regeneration and lives again

me naam is m wrote:Kitty plays with a thread until it gets bored and then introduces pen-pen to a big stack of jello!

(Yosh! much?)

Kitsune-chan and Neko-sama revive Alka, and lock thingy in a rubber room with no air or windows.. and a solid anti-thing door.

thingy uses it's thingyport and appears in a city. It starts randomly eating people

Gordon losses his glasses, end of the world.

lfxgjro is successful in hiring a translator, which is what the last turn said.

Gordon fails to find a translator, no-one can translate "....."

A nearby rock mysteriously changes shape and becomes thingy. He then slaughters pen pen and eats him for lunch with a little salt and potatoes