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Post by Darkjedi 2009-03-26, 04:56

http://i.gizmodo.com/5183751/giz-explains-how-a-brainy-worm-might-jack-the-worlds-pcs-on-april-1

In other words, a whole bunch of PC zombies are going to do something phun!

I hope they kill microsoft.com!

Well, if the slave master orders them to do anything other than hurt crackersoft, I'm going to be mad! (and disappointed)

So, I hope you windows users out there are all patched up, and scanned before the first of April!

If not, some hacker is going to go into his kitchen, and dance like this:


Fat Man Dance - The best video clips are here
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Post by me naam is m 2009-03-26, 06:09

AWW!!!

why did you have to destroy the april fools joke so early!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Post by JPB18 2009-03-26, 12:37

it's just that you can prepare a back up on your pc before you recieve any attack on yours...
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Post by Shemuel 2009-03-26, 12:50

Well my PC should be fine, but if not then it's a good opportunity to get linux.
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Post by Thingy 2009-03-26, 15:41

Wow, so i'm actually lucky my hard drive got nuked?

So..enjoy getting completely screwed up by a fat socially worthless guy living in his mothers basement!
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Post by leewatson1 2009-03-26, 15:54

how did you find my secrte lair anyway my computer is safe at least ok now it is mcafee securtity and scan updated
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Post by Earthdeath 2009-03-26, 15:58

I heard about this, techies are going crazy here, removing windows PCs from the networks, Running full scans on every PC and the networks as well as saying they are going to switch of all PCs on April 1st.All windows PCs that is.

Might as well start looting.
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Post by Shemuel 2009-03-26, 16:35

I know, I'll maximise system restore! fat lot of good it'll do though.
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Post by Thingy 2009-03-26, 17:27

Earthdeath wrote:I heard about this, techies are going crazy here, removing windows PCs from the networks, Running full scans on every PC and the networks as well as saying they are going to switch of all PCs on April 1st.All windows PCs that is.

Might as well start looting.


Wait, you mean the most advanced and succesful special forces in europe use windows XP? and they're afraid of a fat guy who spends almost all his time in his mother's basement programming worms and viruses? and only owns and wears one pair of underwear because he only showers every 5 months? that's it, i'm moving to the US
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Post by Earthdeath 2009-03-26, 17:30

I know, its strange...
But its kinda in quarters.
2 quarters are Linux and Macs.
1 Q is XP
and the other is vista.
But they hardly ever crash (military techies FTW!)
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Post by Thingy 2009-03-26, 17:36

yeah, just hope they wont use the windows computers for important stuff like...


Sir, the terrorists got nukes! we're using our custom made windows OS to lead the teams to the ter... crap, blue screen! oops... there goes london... and rome... and paris...


I mean, windows is a friggin death trap, it completely erased everything i had on my computer. I mean, 500 FRIGGIN GIGABYTES INTO NOTHING. Sigh...now i have to find and reinstall everything...
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Post by Earthdeath 2009-03-26, 17:39

thats windows for you.
hmm, id better scan my laptop...
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Post by me naam is m 2009-03-26, 18:50

*smirks behind his castle wall*

time for french taunting... methinks... DW, maestro? Wink
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Post by JPB18 2009-03-26, 18:54

Mmmm... hope that the program can't clock itself cause avast! don't detect it...
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Post by Philly Homer 2009-03-26, 19:13

That video disturbs me. More reason I shouldn't watch anything DJ posts on the interwebs.
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Post by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-26, 19:28

Thingy wrote:I mean, windows is a friggin death trap, it completely erased everything i had on my computer. I mean, 500 FRIGGIN GIGABYTES INTO NOTHING. Sigh...now i have to find and reinstall everything...
oh sh**! for 2 reasons! 1. my computer is windows, and 2. my aunt just called saying that my cousin(hes 24) just got a job at microsoft in the windows division.
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Post by Thingy 2009-03-26, 20:05

Galaxy-Scarface wrote:
Thingy wrote:I mean, windows is a friggin death trap, it completely erased everything i had on my computer. I mean, 500 FRIGGIN GIGABYTES INTO NOTHING. Sigh...now i have to find and reinstall everything...
oh sh**! for 2 reasons! 1. my computer is windows, and 2. my aunt just called saying that my cousin(hes 24) just got a job at microsoft in the windows division.


oh, really? so...what's the adress? *prepares a silenced SMG* i just want to say hello...
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Post by JPB18 2009-03-27, 12:38

Thingy wrote:
Galaxy-Scarface wrote:
Thingy wrote:I mean, windows is a friggin death trap, it completely erased everything i had on my computer. I mean, 500 FRIGGIN GIGABYTES INTO NOTHING. Sigh...now i have to find and reinstall everything...
oh sh**! for 2 reasons! 1. my computer is windows, and 2. my aunt just called saying that my cousin(hes 24) just got a job at microsoft in the windows division.


oh, really? so...what's the adress? *prepares a silenced SMG* i just want to say hello...

You know... now, the windows division is working on Windows 7, and, if you're going to kill them... windows 7 wont be up so soon... and I wanna see if Microsoft is capable of getting her popularity's back up... So, if you kill them... I would capture you and then torture you until you gave up living because of the pain...
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Post by Darkjedi 2009-03-27, 14:33

Alkanosis wrote:That video disturbs me. More reason I shouldn't watch anything DJ posts on the interwebs.
It disturbed me too.

But.. that's why I posted it! Razz
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