funny to creep others out

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

those are terrific! also, stare at the sky or ceiling for a long time, others will do it too, trust me

me naam is m wrote:

Admiral Dave Terra wrote:1) check

2) check

5) check

check

22) check

Lol.... let's see....

2) Check
3) Check
7) Check......
Blasphomous if I didn't....
9) Check
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DW's comment: Check.

I'd have to say I'm somewhat insane...

join the club, oh wait, you have

i need more ideas, its killing me. please somebody get more 5 star creep outs. (drinks another pint of coffee) hehehe,
seriously, help
later

Tell all passengers that the cables haven't been maintained for 2 years whilst pressing the emergency stop button.
Start Stretching your legs and say "Its my Printer"

and thats all that suddenly came to mind.

lol. I have dont some of those things. but the best I have done was doing a documentary comentry on everyone in the lift.

5) Check

I used to go into a lift and remind people that the chances of surviving a fall are very slim.

@terra dont you do that anyway?

I always anoyed the computer students by doing a comentry on them as they were gaming. for example "this is a scene never before seen on pubic television. notice the strange way this species becomes attracted towards these images. also notice the way that some will declair dominance over others. it is not yet known if this is used to attract the female of the species. this is mainly because the female has never bein seen in its natural habitat."

that ant me. I have seen them in there natural habitat and even in there natural form. I am... ehm how to put it.... well versed in how girls tend to think and I have learned to predict responses rather well thus I can get responses I want to almost anything.

how so. what I wrote was a example of what I said. it was said before I learned what I know now. you see dear boy you must learn that time is relative in all of the things I say

remember what i said about the hammer.....

that and one of those posts was slightly on the innapropriate don't need to know side

all; check
including the ceiling stare

LOL on the vid, pickpocket galore