Job at the FBI

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 12:46

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair ... . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was Quiet..

The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.

'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

by Shemuel 2009-02-16, 12:47

Hah! LOL.

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 12:52

Oh, i'm SOOOO gonna laugh when reading terra's response. i can already read it in my mind... ROFL

by Jerome Star 2009-02-16, 13:53

She'd probably end up doing the same thing to you, DJ XD

Heh, I'd probably take the instructions too literally... Though it'd probably be on purpose. Just so I could kill someone. And so long as the CIA recognize my talent... Twisted Evil

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 14:21

heeheee. i will never be her husband, that's for sure.

just...

oh waitwaitwait... i almost... dang, that was supposed to be secret!!! Razz

by Shemuel 2009-02-16, 14:46

I don't know which she will be more annoyed about- DJ's joke or MNIM's fanboyishness.

by Philly Homer 2009-02-16, 15:19

MNIM is not a fanboy. Jtull is, though.

And this little spark of madness is true.

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 15:22

Shemuel wrote:MNIM's fanboyishness.

fanboyishness? LOL!!!

that made me lol. i mean, REALLY. what a joke.

by leewatson1 2009-02-16, 15:31

LOL best joke ive heard in two hours

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 15:56

*hour later*

*still laughing*

im mean, come on, what do you really think terra and i are doing? declaring my undying love to her?

*continues laughing and gets a coughing fit*

*one reanimation later*

haa... to funny. way to fragging funny.

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:14

Tee Hee!!!!

by Shemuel 2009-02-16, 16:16

Aarghh! Crazy asians!

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 16:19

o-0

crazy asians? wrong topic much? dude, what are you smoking?

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:20

Well, I'm not Asian, but I know which Asians you're talking about.

You know, like the one video Alkanosis is in?

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 16:25

yeah, but that's not in this thread... we were talking about my apparent 'fanboyishness' and then he suddenly starts about crazy asians? i know they are, but wtf?

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:29

Well, I think someone other than me should PM Terra, and tell her to get her butt over here and post!

by Shemuel 2009-02-16, 16:29

DJ went 'Tee Hee'. Those videos are the only place I've heard that.

Very well. I will PM.

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:32

Good boy!

Lick my hand, and I'll give you a treat!

(And then, I might tackle you and force it down your throat.)

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 16:32

well, i already PMed her to get her foxxy bum over at the RPG to post there. think that's enough for today.

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:35

NO!

We should unleash some overkill!

I shall now PM her!

XD

by Shemuel 2009-02-16, 16:38

Well I already PMed her. Do you want us all to PM her or something?

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:40

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 16:47

awww, dont pester the girl...

she'd kill you!!!

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:49

Ok... I won't...

Gosh! Thanks a lot!

You brought out my good side!!!

Mad

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 16:51

LOL. you didn't read the whole post, did you?

by Darkjedi 2009-02-16, 16:53

I think it's time for you to read my newest post in the videos section...

by me naam is m 2009-02-16, 17:06

already did

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-17, 11:04

-comes in with a AK-47- Where is DJ? I need something to shoot NOW!!!!!!!!!! Mad

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 11:07

Am i being a jerk when i say "told you so"?

aw hell i'll say it anyway.

Told you so, DJ

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-17, 11:08

-unloads the entire clip into DJ- What? Still alive? -beats him senseless with a steel bat wrapped in razorwire-

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 11:09

XD

*throws the jackal towards terra*

here, use this. XD

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-17, 11:13

-shoots shem- Oh, sorry. You said use it on DJ.. oops.

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 11:17

no, i said XD, not DJ. Razz

by Insane Crayon 2009-02-17, 11:25

-shoots shem again- -tosses the gun at M then stares at him- -points to the dead bodies- Did I do that? -walks away confused-

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 11:30

o-0

it seems so.

now make sure you don't do that again please.

by Darkjedi 2009-02-17, 12:02

Terra Nova wrote:-shoots shem again- -tosses the gun at M then stares at him- -points to the dead bodies- Did I do that? -walks away confused-

: DJ points his finger up in the air:

Once again, my theory is proved correct!

: DJ's finger falls, and then he dies with his eyes open:

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 12:04

No, T'was jerome's theory, you fraud.

by Darkjedi 2009-02-17, 12:06

Prove it!

(In other words, I really don't care)

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 12:12

Jerome Star wrote:She'd probably end up doing the same thing to you, DJ XD

proved, my dear fiend

by Darkjedi 2009-02-17, 12:32

What?

No, I was talking about women being crazy.

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 12:36

No. terra just hates you, duh. Rolling Eyes

by Darkjedi 2009-02-17, 12:39

I know.

I deserve it though.

She hates me, I hate myself.

We have something in common!

XD

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 12:42

Well. usually when they say that they either end up hating each other, being married to each other or both. since the second option ain't very likely, i vote for option 1

by Darkjedi 2009-02-17, 12:45

A self-fulfilling prophecy of endless possibility
You roll in reams across the street
In algebra, in algebra

The fences that you cannot climb
The sentences that do not rhyme
In all that you can ever change
The one you're looking for

It gets you down
It gets you down

There's no spark
No light in the dark

It gets you down
It gets you down
You traveled far
What have you found
That there's no time
There's no time
To analyze
To think things through
To make sense

Like cows in the city, they never looked so pretty
By power carts and blackouts
Sleeping like babies

It gets you down
It gets you down
You're just playing a part
You're just playing a part

You're playing a part
Playing a part
And there's no time
There's no time
To analyze
Analyze
Analyze

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 12:49

o-0

???

by Jerome Star 2009-02-17, 14:09

o_O; Yeah... DJ's snapped. Terra must've beat his brain out of his ears *steps on something squishy* Oh... Found it.

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 14:11

LOL! exactly.

by Shemuel 2009-02-17, 15:46

by me naam is m 2009-02-17, 15:58

*picks up the talking head*

wow, the gun actually didn't completely blow you away

by **JPB18** 2009-02-17, 16:41

*me enters in the room*

Whow what's that? I heard something outside and went here to see what happened... Is that DJ? Whta did he did, pissed off Terra?

Now really: This hole scene give me a good laught...

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