Mcdonalds

Ok ppl, we all know that playing flashgames makes u hungry so i have decided to open a McDonalds. if u read my post in Random Chat you will know that i am the Manager. but i need some employees and customers. get your incredibly unheathy food here!!!!!!!!!!

Now Hiring
Cashiers
Fry Cooks
Assistant Manager
Shift Managers
Supply Manager
Head Fry cook
Janitor named "Scruffy" (if your wondering why the Janitor's name has 2 be Scruffy it is because i wanted to name him after my pet dog Scruffy) =]=]=]=]=]

i call scruffy!

PM me to apply for a job

Okay, DW is Scruffy

Hmmm i've never played an RP before but i apply for head fry cook

yippee! so do we just go at it like any rp?

:Shemuel falls to the floor dead:

scruffy pushing his broom, brushes the body of shemuel out of the way, whilst grumbling under breath

-Takes everything in your pockets- Well it could actually be worth a try, and if it isnt it'll die quickly. Hey scruffy wait! We're gonna need that meat for burgers! We're working at Mcdonalds you know

Please search the Dead body for cash before you turn it into big macs

I'll be a fry cook if you want someone to spit in the burgers.

Hmmm what are ur qualifications 4 spitting into ppls burgers, oh and who ever applied 2 be head fry cook u got the job

Oh yeah yes sir, almost forgot that part, better go look at the mcdonalds rulebook after this shift.

-Searches the rest of shemuels dead body for money and takes everything then carries it to the kitchen-

scruffy searches the pockets and pulls out a pack of smokes, and lights up and starts sweeping some more

Great well im gonna go into my office and play Flashtrek BM 3, i mean work just call me if u need me. and no naptime doesnt begin for another hour

*grumbling* flies lies, what's it matter, i still have to sweep your crap up, mop up the sh**

*scruffy inhales a large puff of smoke*

Oh and scruffy, dont smoke in front of the customers because they might start complaining about it and other stuff like that. oh and by the way no hippies or vegetarians allowed because they might start protesting about stuff no one cares about

*The body lies cooling in the kitchen*

(All my dialogue is in heavy hillbilly dialect) Hey! we need those flies for the coca cola! Get em over to the soda machine and start smashin! -Goes into the kitchen and picks up the body then puts it in the burger patty machine-

Getmeabeer wrote:Oh and scruffy, dont smoke in front of the customers because they might start complaining about it and other stuff like that. oh and by the way no hippies or vegetarians allowed because they might start protesting about stuff no one cares about

*grumbling*fine fine

*scruffy turns his back on the customers and starts smoking some more*

Ok im gonna give u guys some basic health guidelines in case a health inspector happens to drop by.
The only soda fountain u can pee in is the lemonade
drinking of alcoholic beverages is only allowed in the breakroom
Dont tell the customers that they are eating fried deadguy
Oh and you can only throw food at the drive through customers on wednesdays

Fresh new pattys comin up, where the hell are our fry cooks? we need to make this into our world famous hamburgers. I'm just glad we got this body into the machine in time, we forgot the last one for a week and were forced to turn it into cheese burgers to mask the taste.

Ok ppl i need an assistant manager who is kindof a jack*** and semi responsible, oh and we got a new shipment of fatguy sweat for the soda fountain

(I can take that)

Alright! You can put it in the fanta slot, i'll start pissin' for the apple juice slot but it's pretty popular so we might need some extra pretty soon

*Meanwhile, the body's wooden leg halts the patty machine, breaking a few cogs*

Ok, is the machine broken, and if it is, How the Hell do we fix it??????

*everybody pretend its Wednesday*
Ok we got some ppl at the drive through and u no wat that means. so lets start throwing some rotting leftovers at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh are you sure sir? I thought we were going to use those rotten leftovers for our mcnuggets?

Well its hard to argue with that logic so use the rotten left overs as mcnuggets and throw the disgusting urinal cakes at the drive through customers. hey look its a state trooper 500 points to whoever hits him with a urinal cake first

omg its George Bush (i thought he was at Home Depot) lets throw stuff at him!!!!

But sir, the urinal cakes were supposed to be made into mcpies?(if you still feel like going to mcdonalds next time you go out, you sure as hell must be a fattie)

Dont worry these are last months mcurinal cakes we got our new shipment from Fatguy Bathroom INC 10 minutes ago

Where did Scruffy go??? i need him to take the pile of crapped on magazines to table 7 so we can use them as placemats.

Oh and dont forget to put the poop in the soda machine! Cola isnt cola without a little fly juice and poop!

Speaking of poop, i think someone should check out toilet number 5, cuz something definately smells bad

hmm spill on ile 1! lol

*A customer walked into the bathroom, and caught scruffy shoving paper towel down a toilet, trying to clog it*

(Hey, guess where I went the other night?)

i dont care *spits in burger* i just got here from the texas branch ive been spitting in burgers for 20 years now

Darkwing wrote:*A customer walked into the bathroom, and caught scruffy shoving paper towel down a toilet, trying to clog it*

(Hey, guess where I went the other night?)

(ewwww....mcdonalds?)

Alright, more dead burgers coming up

customer "hi i would like a big mac"

me " ok you want special suace that looks and is my saliva with that"

umm...


yes i'l take 99999999999999999 burgers thank you....


(sadly the customer is of opposittiiaitiain religion and when you gave him his burgers, he actually wanted only 1 beacuse 99999999999999999 in opposittiiaitiain means 1 then he sues everyone in the company)

i sue his mam

A sycopathic Ronald Mcdonald walks in.

I'm Hungry!! FEED ME SEAMORE!!

*just as he says the last word he dies of mad clown disease

EDIT: That's my contribution.

lol...


then a MAD CLOUD DIESEASE comes into Mcdonalds and has a STORM of FUN!


lol

well looks like that cloud destroyed my Mcdonalds and me and my employees are now jobless. Bye Bye McDonalds

THE END

P.S. can someone like lock this topic now cuz i just said the end and I dont want anyone trying to build a Walmart or a Burgerking in this topic just beacuse my Mcdonalds got destroyed by a wierd cloud.