Re: Continue a sentence V.4

by Philly Homer 2009-02-26, 17:51

...he slowly drives the nail through your throat, relishing the feel of the warm blood pooling at his hand...

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 17:56

before he finds out it is not blood, but pure alcohol. burning alcohol, for that matter, so he runs away screaming and cries his guts out against...

by Philly Homer 2009-02-26, 17:57

...the alley where he plans his next murder while drinking...

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-02-26, 17:57

coke zero, so...

by me naam is m 2009-02-26, 18:18

he puked and grabbed a crate of beer instead, and...

by killerflood 2009-02-26, 22:31

said "Let's have a PAAARTEH!!, while Charging meh...

by me naam is m 2009-02-27, 06:52

Beer Bottles and doing a...

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 14:49

...jig while shooting BB's at...

by me naam is m 2009-02-27, 15:32

the head of the idiot son of an bumhole from some punk song...

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 19:11

who made me very angry.

One day a young lad was walking down a...

by Irish Devil 2009-02-27, 19:18

Navy cruisers deck when...

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 19:22

suddenly the sound of a BOOM HEADSHOT tore off his...

by Irish Devil 2009-02-27, 19:25

Left leg which was..

by killerflood 2009-02-27, 19:32

actually a prosthetic and he said, "...

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 10:53

killerflood wrote:who made me very angry.

One day a young lad was walking down a...

the purpose of continue a sentence, my dear friend, is that you CONTINUE it.

"ow dang, ah well, it's just prostetic..." before suddenly he got...

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 10:54

something stuck in his arm....

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 10:57

and he realised it was a needle from a halo needler, so he ran around screaming: "...

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 12:54

"... OMFG!!!! The Covenaughts are here to enslave us!"...

by me naam is m 2009-03-01, 13:22

and suddenly the master chief appeared on a...

by **JPB18** 2009-03-01, 13:54

beautifull big Scorpion Tank...

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 05:59

but he drove on an N2 mine, so...

by **Thingy** 2009-03-05, 08:42

the scorpions suddenly appeared and played an awesome song they just came up with a minute ago....

by Philly Homer 2009-03-05, 18:05

(You do know that N2 mines aren't actually mines, right?)

...while Black Sabbath played two awesome songs that they came with up a second ago...

by me naam is m 2009-03-05, 18:23

Alkanosis wrote:(You do know that N2 mines aren't actually mines, right?)

(I Do. Anime word pun time!!! cheers

jay for lousy translations from and to Japanese. )

and somebody was doing a classic Bob Marley jam session on the top of the...

by Insane Crayon 2009-03-06, 14:03

hill that he happened to be on and somebody threw a.....

by me naam is m 2009-03-06, 14:15

bong sharing party, so soon everybody was stoned like a...

by **JPB18** 2009-03-06, 14:40

...piece of pie with cake, so everyone eated it...

by Philly Homer 2009-03-06, 17:57

...and thus the lolcat gods were pleased. DO NOT WANT!

Someone else start a new sentence, if they want.

by me naam is m 2009-03-06, 21:01

how often do i need to repeat that the purpose of CAS is to CONTINUE a sentence, damnit!?

by killerflood 2009-03-07, 23:59

This new sentence was brought to you by...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 02:22

those evil capitalists who work at...

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-08, 11:10

the company that wants to...

by killerflood 2009-03-08, 13:49

...control the stupid office of...

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-08, 15:10

microsoft, who now...

by Earthdeath 2009-03-08, 16:13

managed to screw up the world by...

by **Thingy** 2009-03-08, 17:00

convincing god to run ''existence.exe'' in compatability mode...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:08

admitting that they actually use MACS at MS HQ, and...

by Xel'Haddas 2009-03-08, 17:34

thus initiating the plan to destroy all religious technology, causing the churches to...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:35

lose their paintings on wood, worth 2mill, just stolen today from...

by Xel'Haddas 2009-03-08, 17:37

the owner of every corporation that makes paintings on wood worth 2 million in United States Dollars ( now approximately 1 yen)....

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:52

so now these things are worth more than oil, thus...

by Xel'Haddas 2009-03-08, 17:53

McDonald's puts them as lettuce in their Bic Macs, creating a huge....

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 17:55

'lies with your fires' paradox,

by Earthdeath 2009-03-08, 19:21

which made everyone fire their laser at...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 19:25

a taco, but that plan backfired because a taco is full of...

by Earthdeath 2009-03-08, 19:27

Mirrors put in there to test Boeing's shiny new...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 20:10

shiney failing device designed to...

by Earthdeath 2009-03-08, 20:16

repel sunlight reflected off of Patrick Stewart's head because it can be...

by me naam is m 2009-03-08, 20:17

natural or healthy to be him,

by Galaxy-Scarface 2009-03-08, 20:20

because picard...

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