Soooo

by Darkjedi 2008-12-08, 06:06

Why is it whenever I'm off having fun, everything good happens over here?

Well, let me see...

What have I been doing???

Humph.....

Ah ha!

Saturday, I went to the mall with my sister.

(My mom forced me to go with her, cause she didn't want her to go alone. [the insane Christmas shoppers])

She wanted to get a new purse. Rolling Eyes

Why me?

Why couldn't she just have gone with a whole bunch of her friends?

Ah, oh well. It ended up being worth it. LOL!

We ended up bumping into Monty while we where there.

Soooo Monteypl7

(Monty)

(He works there)

Well, Monty was tellin us how he was really pissed off at one of his co-workers.

This co-worker just so happened to have a delicious, relatively unguarded bag of twizzlers behind the desk.....

(If you don't know what twizzlers are, there's something wrong with you)

Monty had my sister distract the guy by asking where a certain item was located in the store, and I snuck behind the desk and went in for the steal.

Razz

Well, Monty and I distributed the Twizzlers amongst each other, and I stuffed some in my pocket for my sister. LOL!

Hey, don't worry, he bought the guy another bag the next day, so we were only "borrowing" the bag.

Heheheheh!!

After that fun, my sister and I got really bored, so we decided to have some more fun.

We went to a shoes store in the mall, and decided to act like we were hillbillies. Razz

Oh, we got the clerks so good! Hahahha!!!

My sister and I are really good with the accent, well, because we live in Oklahoma. LOL.

Part of our act, was we were going in to buy some shoes for our mother, which happened to be the biggest size in the store. LOL!

(No, my mother doesn't have huge feet, it was all an act.)

I remember saying "Hey Chloe, if we get mama them there shoes, she'll be happier than a pig rollin in da mud on a hot summers day!"

LOL!

The salespeople we trying so hard not to laugh!

Remember, they didn't know that we were just messin with them in the first place.

Ahahahah!!

We ended up saying that "mama wouldn't let us buy them fancy shoes for her anyways." before we busted out laughing after getting a safe distance away from the store.

(My sister also added a lot of stuff to the conversation like, "Wow, these are better than the shoes at the dollar general", and "That reminds me of the time the cow tried to hump little Jimmy! Ya remember that Derk?"

Oh, my name isn't Derk. It just sounds that way if you say it with a hick accent. Just a little fyi)

Well, after that, we ended up doing this same kinda of thing to a few other stores in the mall.

This involved various other acts, like....

Pretending we were...

ghetto black people (no offense to black people)

brits from england (I'm not so good with the accent, so my sister did most of the talking)

white people that only speak Spanish (We really got a lot of people looking at us strangely on that one. LOL!)

We went home laughing.

Oh, and we fooled everyone at the mall!

I don't think anyone figured out we were doing an act. LOL!

Man, this is what happens when the eccentric people get bored!

Well, after all of that, I went home and sat up against one of the walls on the kitchen floor, and threw my tennis ball up against

the wall across the room.

I'm actually getting pretty good at that.

See, I don't usually just throw the ball at the wall, I try to throw it at the 7th tile from the wall, and have it bounce off of that, onto the wall, back onto the 7th tile, and back to me.

It's pretty sad that i'm good at that. LOL!

Anyways, that's what I did Saturday.

Note: I've been weening myself back off of the Vicodin.

I'm actually doing quite well with the withdrawals.

Oh, and now i've begun my training for the half marathon for the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial.

: DJ turns on lose yourself by eminem:

(I don't care if you hate that song. But, you know deep down inside that it's awesome. LOL!)

What happened while I was gone having fun?

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-08, 10:22

I became a mod while you were gone.

by Kiyoshi Midnight 2008-12-08, 10:31

and I came back, though I won't be active as much.... Sis [Terra] is on her computer A LOT nowadays.. Hmm I wonder why? :stares at DJ:

by **Darkwing** 2008-12-08, 11:43

heh heh, 'nuff said

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 13:30

Terran Hellfire wrote:Sis [Terra] is on her computer A LOT nowadays.. Hmm I wonder why? :stares at DJ:

DJ! back to the isolation cell!!!

*stuffs DJ in an isolation cell, WITHOUT vidocin*

we'll teach you for escaping, huh? you will never escape from ze doctor... Twisted Evil

by Earthdeath 2008-12-08, 14:27

lets chain DJ to a wall and put some vicodin just out of reach.

by Shemuel 2008-12-08, 14:50

DJ wrote:Pretending we were...

ghetto black people (no offense to black people)

...

white people that only speak Spanish (We really got a lot of people looking at us strangely on that one. LOL!)

People found it strange that white people could only speak spanish (what about spanish people?)

But not when you tried to be black. Question

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 16:08

remember shemuel, that DJ is American, they only know Hispanics and Afro-Americans, and they've never heard from these weird lands beyond the ocean

by **Darkwing** 2008-12-08, 16:35

or of this foreign thing called... flash trek

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 16:45

LOL

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 16:55

and well we teased Terra about stuff. he he sooo mutch fun.

by Philly Homer 2008-12-08, 18:01

Terran Hellfire wrote:Hmm I wonder why? :stares at DJ:

Ooh, DJ's got the overprotective brother on his case now...

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:06

Alkanosis wrote:
Terran Hellfire wrote:Hmm I wonder why? :stares at DJ:

Ooh, DJ's got the overprotective brother on his case now...

LOL

watcha out DJ!

dread should really make sure that terra doesn't go out with a drugs addict!

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:08

DJ ant a drug adict. (yet)

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:10

Jtull wrote:DJ ant a drug adict. (yet)

this is NOT the lies topic.

HE is.

considering his epic fail in trying to stay of the vidocin, he is.

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:11

true true. terra do ya know what your in for?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-08, 18:12

Jtull wrote:DJ ant a drug adict

You're an idiot.

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:13

Alkanosis wrote:
Jtull wrote:DJ ant a drug adict

You're an idiot.

well, i wasn't exactly to say that, but...

basically...

yes

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:14

No im briliant.

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-08, 18:14

Hey, I can keep him off the Vicodin. I'm resourceful.

by Philly Homer 2008-12-08, 18:15

Jtull wrote:No im briliant.

So not reading the contents of the topic post makes you brilliant? If that's the case, I must be an idiot, huh?

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:16

oh well lets see that happen. Rolling Eyes

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:18

Alkanosis wrote:
Jtull wrote:No im briliant.

So not reading the contents of the topic post makes you brilliant? If that's the case, I must be an idiot, huh?

LOL pwnt

Terra Nova wrote:Hey, I can keep him off the Vicodin. I'm resourceful.

now you force me to tell something about my personal life.
some year ago, i said the same.
unfortunately, my resources were nowhere near enough to keep her on the right track.

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:19

its because your to anti social.

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:22

Jtull wrote:its because your to anti social.

*kicks jtull in very sensitive spot, then breaks his wrists*

NEVER underestimate drugs. she was a close friend, almost GF.

so...

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:23

sorry just me pokeing you. lol. good thing im only 12 hours into my regeneration.

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-08, 18:23

Look at the image Terran gave to Jtull as a present. [Favorite pics thread v.5]

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:25

LOL. my sense of poking back is breaking someone's wrists, i'm anti-social, remember? Razz

nah. just kidding.

i won't breaking your wrists.

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:26

good I need them.

by Philly Homer 2008-12-08, 18:26

Jtull's just being an insensitive wart that talks before he knows all the facts. So much for being a genius in science, huh?

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:27

well I know alot but not everything.

by Earthdeath 2008-12-08, 18:28

who does?everyone has their own area of expertise.

by me naam is m 2008-12-08, 18:29

well, true.

by Jtull 2008-12-08, 18:30

mine is science more thereticol stuff but electronics is my speciality.

by Darkjedi 2008-12-09, 10:52

Well, i've been off the drugs for 4 days now, thank you very much!!!!

: hugs Terra:

by Earthdeath 2008-12-09, 14:27

good for you.you should have never tried them.

by Shemuel 2008-12-09, 14:44

Yes, to relapse is to fail.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 16:27

I think the reson terra hasent replyd yet is because she fainted after she got a hug from DJ. ROFL

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-09, 16:44

No, that is not it. Just was busy with other things.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 16:47

*sceptic tone* Right. shure you were.

(terra if you want me to stop teaseing you just PM me about it.)

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-09, 16:48

Actually I was busy with other things. Had to find a new avatar because the one I was using relapsed into one my brother had when this account was originally Dread151..

Don't know why either.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 16:50

I liked your old one. It made it seam like there were actualy girls on the forum. lol

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-09, 16:52

Well, until I figure out what happened, I'm staying with this one.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 16:53

oh sucks I liked the old one. I said that already. darn.

anyway i think the only way that could happen is if someone changed it but im no expert on that stuff.

I dont think DJ is going to kill me YAY!!

by Insane Crayon 2008-12-09, 17:01

There, changed it to something else. That avvie will stay until I figure out what happened.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 17:03

not quite as cool as your last one but it will do.

lol still dont beat my tardis.

by **Darkwing** 2008-12-09, 18:24

ok, will everybody stop being weird just because Terra's now on the forum. This is really beginning to annoy me, this whole let's be "nice" if you get my drift, to Terra (not that we shouldn't be nice, just not in the way that it comes across) Once she came, everybody seemed to go there's a girl here crazy, grow up a little you teenage boys! and out of this, Terra's been the most mature. Sheesh.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 18:27

but I am a teenager. im alowed to be imature. come on in real life I get told I act like im 21. here I can act 15.

by Earthdeath 2008-12-09, 18:29

look, i agree with DW.if you are going to be immature, do it in PMs rather than clogging up the forum with those posts which can be considered spam.

by Jtull 2008-12-09, 18:30

sorry. but you see what I mean.

I mean realy the oldest someone said I acted was 903 years. I dont wanna be 903 I wanna be 15/16 sometimes.

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