My Day

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 03:56

Well, I started off my dad getting up in the morning, eating breakfast, and then getting to my school work.

Then, after doing that for a few hours, I went with my dad to office depot for a new ink cartridge, and then my dad took me out to eat at subway.

He called up my uncle, and we met there.

Food was good, and it was good to be with my dad and uncle. I actually haven't done anything with my dad like that in at least a month, so that was good.

Well, I had a good chat with my uncle about his work on his car, football, and then the southpark episode I posted in the movies section. LOL!

After that, we went home, did more boring things like washing dishes, cleaning toilets, and other evil cleaning slave work.

Later on, my sister got home from school. (She goes to public school. She can't live without seeing more than 4 other humans every day. Much less, being stuck at home with me at home. Razz

)

Then, I was informed that we all had to go to a wedding.

I had completely forgotten about the entire thing, and in response, I took a nap for two hours. (LOL!)

Then, I got ready for the wedding.

I was going to wear my black shirt, cool looking blackish and blue tie, and black suit, but....

my black shirt was buried in my dirty clothes pile. (Hey, I'm gonna wash it! Actually, it's in the wash now.)

So, I instead wore my crimson shirt, cool looking crimson and brownish awesome tie, with my black suit.

Then......

(Gosh, this is getting long.)

I randomly started singing the song "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimmy Hendricks.

cheers

After that, I actually went to the wedding with my family.

Here, this part is relatively boring so I'll just throw in key phrases:

The groom was very nervous.

The bride started to cry out of joy.

The ring bearer, which was 3 years old, got scared and ran to his mother when it came for his time to bring the rings. Razz

This hoey girl next to me rubbed her foot up against my leg..... (I've known her for a long time, she's attempted to go out with my in the past, but she's too much of a.... ho. Pretty self-explanatory.)

Ok, back to regular dialogue.

Well, after all that, I still had the reception party thingy.

So, the family got in the car, and drove to the reception place, building, thingy. You know what I mean!!!

There, I talked with my friends, met a cute girl, got buzzed after noticing that the punch was spiked, and then told my mom that I hadn't had any punch, and that my allergies were just acting up. (She noticed my glassy eyes. LOL!)

Then, I laughed at some dumb kid dancing, and had one of my friends record it on his camera/video recorder.

Then, one of my sister's friends was freakin out cause this perv guy that she had in one of her classes in school ended up being there.

He's completely obsessed with her. According to my sister's friend, he stares at her all of the time during class.

Well, he comes up to her and says:

"I know I'm fat and ugly, but will you dance with me?"

WTH?

What a crappy way to start a conversation with a chick!

He's not out of his league (the girl isn't that attractive.... at all.), but the start of the conversation + his creepiness sucks.

Ok, well after she skirts around his question, and in other words says no, Luke, her brother says he has to go to the bathroom..

and of course.. I do too. (NOT!!!)

Once the door shuts, we both almost die laughing!!!

Well, Luke still isn't too happy about his sister being harassed by this guy, but he eventually moves on to my sister.

Mad

I was actually having a conversation with the guy, while being almost creeped out to death.

Then....

While talking to me, he goes up to my sister and asks her to dance....

(Note: It was quite appropriate that the song "Every Breath You Take" was playing during this time. LOL!

You know how that song is about a stalker, right? Ah, oh well.)

Uh, of course she says no.

I'm getting a bit irradiated with this guy, to say the least.

My sister is way out of his league! LOL! And he's hitting on her! And, he's lookin her up and down.

That is NOT going well with me.

Well, anyways the conversation drags on.

He starts bragging about how good he is at playing all these instruments, and how he thinks he's a musical genius.

I even got to the point where, I just said "Ah, gosh darnit! Where's the trash can? I need somewhere to throw away this cup. Here, hold this for a sec."

Well, I just gave him my empty punch cup (LOL, I had more spiked punch.), and walked away as fast as I could.

Hey, I'm not usually EVER that rude, but this was a special occasion.

The guy, of course ends up finding me again, and starts talking about himself again.

Gosh! I don't think this guy has ever had a friend in his life!

I ended up being able to hint to my parents that I wanted to leave, NOW!

Well, even while we were leaving, the guy was following me, talking to me!

So, I simply told him that, "This is the part where you turn around, and leave."

I ended up getting on the way home, while talking with my sister about how much of a perverted, stupid, obnoxious freak that the guy was.

Then, I looked out of the car door window, and I saw these 2 lights going around in circles, and then zigzagging past each other extremely fast. I mean, way too fast for any type of aircraft.

I got all of the family looking at it, even my dad who was DRIVING! LOL.

Obviously, it was a UFO/s.

WTH?

I've never seen a UFO before, but yet I'm so shocked by how exciting/stressful/strange day has gone.

Someone, please give me a hug!

My brain just overloaded.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:15

:gives DJ a nice long hug: Awww. I wish I had been there! I would have watched that guy follow me around and then get a knee to where it hurts most.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:18

Thanks, I needed that.

Oh, and that would be hilarious! I would probably help keep him still, so that you could kick him better. LOL!

Note: Still a bit freaked out by the UFO/s.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:22

Random Hippy: Dude man, the aliens, they like probed me and stuff! It was weird.
Random Scientist: Are you sure it was aliens?
Same Random Hippy: Yea man. They were all like green and stuff.

I saw a UFO once......... Didn't go back outside for a while.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:25

I don't blame you...

You wrote:
Random Hippy: Dude man, the aliens, they like probed me and stuff! It was weird.
Random Scientist: Are you sure it was aliens?
Same Random Hippy: Yea man. They were all like green and stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, the effect of LSD. Razz

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:28

I knew that would brighten your day, and it was perfect!

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:34

Thanks!

Does this mean I get another hug?

I'm really starting to like the hugs. LOL!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:36

:hugs DJ again: Razz

Random Hippy: Dude! I just got abducted by aliens!
Another Random Hippy: You did?! What was it like man?
1st Hippy: It was weird. They probed me and then asked me questions.
2nd Hippy: Really?
1st Hippy: Yea man!
Another Random Hippy: DUDE! You gotta try this!

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:41

Terra wrote::hugs DJ again:

YES! This is sooo much better than that wedding!

I should just live here, and forget normal life. LOL!

Terra wrote:Random Hippy: Dude! I just got abducted by aliens!
Another Random Hippy: You did?! What was it like man?
1st Hippy: It was weird. They probed me and then asked me questions.
2nd Hippy: Really?
1st Hippy: Yea man!
Another Random Hippy: DUDE! You gotta try this!

Stop it! You're making me laugh too much!

ROFL

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:43

But.... My Hippy stories are funny!

Hmmm.. :gives DJ a kiss on the cheek: Hehehehe Razz

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:47

:Darkjedi blushes, and wonders what to say, due to this catching him off guard:

But.... My Hippy stories are funny!

I never said they weren't! Razz

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:49

Hehehehe. I'm good at that. Razz

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 04:52

:Darkjedi mostly regains his composure:

Well, thanks.

Oh, and I guess you are good at catching people off guard....

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 04:55

I made DJ feel better!

Jtull: adjflkadjslkfjasdlkf
Hippy #1: Dude, is that nerf football talking to me?!

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 05:03

Well, you did make me feel better.

Jtull: adjflkadjslkfjasdlkf

What? Did Jtull escape from my back yard, and post that on your computer? LOL!

Hippy #1: Dude, is that nerf football talking to me?!

I found his picture!!!!

My Day Haight-hippie

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:18

LOL! That is him alright.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 05:24

It's too bad there isn't any spiked punch at my disposal anymore.

That stuff was good!

drunken

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:27

I just drank a mixture of NoS, Monster, Red Bull, and another energy drink.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 05:34

YES!

Late night mixture!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:35

GO MAJOR SUGAR RUSH!

by Philly Homer 2008-11-08, 05:44

Does this stuff happen at least once a week where you live? Honestly, I'll move to Oklahoma if that's the case, screw no sales tax in Delaware.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:50

You want more excitement in your life?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-08, 05:51

>_>

In what way? Just gotta make sure.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:52

Just random excitement. Nothing of that nature.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-08, 05:53

Okay then. I just need an escape from all the mundane, normal aspects of my life. I need change... not that which we can believe in, (Obama...) but something that will keep me from being bored all the time.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 05:58

We all do sometimes.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 06:01

Alkanosis wrote:Does this stuff happen at least once a week where you live? Honestly, I'll move to Oklahoma if that's the case, screw no sales tax in Delaware.

What, the UFOs, or the fun partying?

Note: Actually, the International UFO Bureau is here in Oklahoma. LOL!

by Philly Homer 2008-11-08, 06:02

Wow.

Do you live near it? And by "this stuff" I mean strange happenings around the state that generally doesn't happen in other states.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 06:03

It happens around where I live alot too.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 06:08

Alkanosis wrote:Wow.

Do you live near it? And by "this stuff" I mean strange happenings around the state that generally doesn't happen in other states.

Uh, yeah.

It's been even called "UFO HQ". LOL!

@ Terra

Yeah, pretty much anywhere where there is wide open spaces, and farmland.

Note: YES!! Just as I was typing this, my Youtube video finished uploading!!!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 06:12

I know.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 06:33

Oh, the video isn't all boring.

At the end of it, I'm giving a personal update.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 06:38

That is great.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 06:39

Sarcasm? LOL!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 06:40

No, no sarcasm. It is actually great.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 06:44

Ok, fine.

It looks like there's no point in arguing with you.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-08, 06:51

You can never argue with women. They're always right, no matter what.

by me naam is m 2008-11-08, 10:29

LOL.

*reads topic*

trust me DJ, my ~~day~~, ehm... night was much better.

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 10:40

Of course, because you're always attempting to steal the spotlight from me, due to the fact that you're emotionally insecure.

Flame You!

by **Darkwing** 2008-11-08, 10:59

i'm feeling uncomfortably weird with this thread

by me naam is m 2008-11-08, 11:04

LOL.

@ DJ: DW is emotionally insecure, not me. I'm just schizophrenic.
nah. last night was pretty wild.

by **Darkwing** 2008-11-08, 11:06

i'm not insecure, i know who i am and i'm proud of it. as for my emotions, they are extremely stable, i must be a vulcan or something

by me naam is m 2008-11-08, 11:10

Darkwing wrote:i'm not insecure, i know who i am and i'm proud of it. as for my emotions, they are extremely stable, i must be a vulcan or something

that's the problem. people who say that are usually hiding their state.
and being a vulcan is bad for you, did you know?

by **Darkwing** 2008-11-08, 12:17

i honest;y have nothing to hide. i am who i am, and evrybody, including myself knows it!

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 12:19

I don't, yet.

by Shemuel 2008-11-08, 12:20

It shows; your word colour keeps changing. My brain hurts!!

by **Darkwing** 2008-11-08, 12:21

well, you should by now, and all you have to do is look through my posts, or if you were somebody i actually knew, or went to school with etc, you would know it as well.

by Insane Crayon 2008-11-08, 12:22

Shemuel wrote:It shows; your word colour keeps changing. My brain hurts!!

It is because I can't make up my mind. I will stick with white for awhile though.

by me naam is m 2008-11-08, 12:33

Shemuel wrote:It shows; your word colour keeps changing. My brain hurts!!

stop thinking. apparently it isn't going altogether well for you. Razz

by Darkjedi 2008-11-08, 18:32

Yes, Shemuel shouldn't think. LOL!

@ Darkwing

Actually, you don't have a completely emotionless personality.

Remember your temper? LOL!

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