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im trying for us all to understand the words and dialect of the home towns we come from im from newcastle we speak jeordie wich is one of the hardest launguges to learn in the world so im posting a link to a translation becouse we all use diffrent terms so post your local dialect and we see how we nuatully speak
http://www.indigogroup.co.uk/durhamdialect/geordie1977.htm

i speak english.

lol funny man no im trying to see how diffrent are local dialects are words that a specific area or group of people use instead of alright people in my city say areet

i say christmas

ok your just being stupid now or are you being seriuos

serious, you say criddles or whatever, and i say christamas

ok, so i might also be a titch giddy as well

ok just lock or delte this as it isnt working plz