Permanent Damage

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 04:56

Well, today I took the dog for a walk, and when I came home, I came in through the back door.

After that, I heard some strange noises coming from the living room area of the house.

And there right before my eyes, my parents having sex on the couch!!!!!!!

GOD!!!!!!!!! Mad

I don't know how i'm going to recover from this.

Also, I don't think that my parents know that I saw them. I guess they were just too into it at the time.

What the hell am I going to do????

I still can't get the image out of my head. Oh, gosh! I'm feeling nauseous just thinking about it.

Why me? God? Why ME!!!!!!?????

Sad

by Jtull 2008-09-24, 06:18

its just the world bite back. Twisted Evil

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 08:43

LOL, mabe.

by me naam is m 2008-09-24, 12:34

can you imagine what your parents are feeling when they dash into your room when you're getting it on with a GF? Laughing

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 14:26

Have you ever heard of not getting caught?

Razz

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 14:30

Okay. The only way to get rid of that thought is by thinking of something even worse. Imagine you getting it on with the dog on that walk. Twisted Evil

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 14:32

Who on earth would do something that perverse?

Disgusting!!!

It doesn't work either.

Note: Now you have to read my new tutorial!!!!!!

by me naam is m 2008-09-24, 14:38

Darkjedi wrote:Have you ever heard of not getting caught?

no, I was talking about YOU...
I do have ways to lock up.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 14:39

MNIM, you have language barriers. he asked whether you knew of such thing as not getting caught.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 14:40

Always remember,

When you're talking about me, you're talking to me at the same time.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 14:47

What?

But anyway, how did this problem arise? Did you go into their bedroom or something? If so, I have no sympathy

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 14:56

No, they were on the LIVING ROOM COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DARN, they suck at hiding. LOL!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 15:09

ah, youll be scarred for life!besides, they really cant hide!be glad i dont do that kind of thing!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 16:22

Earthdeath wrote:ah, youll be scarred for life!

Thank you. You just crushed what little hope I had.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 16:23

LOL. I won't forget it even.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 16:25

Do you think I should tell my parents I saw them?

My Dad is right in the other room, just about to leave for work......

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 16:29

My evil side says yes, but truthfully, no. It will scar them even more than it scarred you. Imagine you having a son coming in and saying. " I saw you and mum having sex"

by me naam is m 2008-09-24, 16:32

shemuel got an evil side? Shocked

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:28

Shemuel wrote:My evil side says yes, but truthfully, no. It will scar them even more than it scarred you. Imagine you having a son coming in and saying. " I saw you and mum having sex"

True. I could save it for black mail, or as a future distraction.

For example:

My sister come into the room and says, "Derek didn't wash the dishes! He's grounded!"

Then I say, "Mom, Dad, I saw you guys having sex on the couch yesterday."

Bam, i'm out of the hole. LOL!

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:30

And your dad's in one, digging furiously.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:32

Well, isn't that the point.

If he's in this figurative hole, he can't lash out to ground me. LOL!

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:34

I don't know if you got my innuendo...

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:35

uh, can't say i have any advice. of all the situations i've had to give advice for, this is the stumper, i have nothing wise and amazing to say. i'll post back in a while, after i've done some thinking, i may be able to help if i think about it enough

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:37

That's for the attempted support.

But man, they were going at it like a couple of wildebeests on the national geographic channel!!!

Mad

This reminds me of an episode of that 70's show......

Watch the video! Experience the pain!!!!

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:39

well, for one, i say don't bother telling them, at least not yet. watch a lot of tv, and stuff that abosrbs your concentration. play lots of video games, play force unleashed! that might help get your mind off of it

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:42

Yes, I'll take out my emotional pain with violence.

That always works. LOL!

Hey shemuel, me naam, got any death metal I can listen to while playing force unleashed?

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:45

Sure! Listen to this:

Music to my ears

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:47

You perverse SOB!!!!!!

Razz

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:48

Sorry

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:49

Did you watch the video I posted?

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:51

Yes. LOL!

And I propose that the topic be locked.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 17:51

No! Topic locking whore!

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 17:52

hey there, watch your language!

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 17:54

~~Ye! What he said. Anyway, how is your mother?~~

Sorry, it's too tempting. Anyway, if you really have to tell them, say you're expecting a sibling in nine months

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:15

slip it to them subtly.

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:17

Darkwing wrote:hey there, watch your language!

Ah, sorry.

I didn't know it was a problem, considering the fact that we have an emotion that says something similar:

post whore

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:17

yes, i can see that

by me naam is m 2008-09-24, 18:18

Darkjedi wrote:Hey shemuel, me naam, got any death metal I can listen to while playing force unleashed?

coming up!

Metallica - Fade to black (live) or studio version:

Iron Maiden - Fear of the dark

Iron maiden - Number of the beast

Nightwish - The islander

Nightwish - Amaranth
more coming up still!!!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:18

what?

by **Darkwing** 2008-09-24, 18:19

read the quote

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:20

i did, but isnt that unrelated?

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:21

@ Earthdeath

Bang Desk

That makes you feel special. LOL!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:23

it does.that what i did after kicking my PC

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:29

Yes, hitting things always makes it better.

Rolling Eyes

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:31

hey, if you lost something that took you 2 days because of your PC, youd kick it to!

by Darkjedi 2008-09-24, 18:32

No, I'd attempt to fix the problem.

@ Shemuel

What about the song "bodies"? LOL!

I was playing yesterday while listening to that song, and I performed so much better!

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:33

normally, so would i but i was pretty DARN frustrated.

by Shemuel 2008-09-24, 18:36

So habve you done those reports again yet?

by Earthdeath 2008-09-24, 18:36

yeah, finally.

by me naam is m 2008-09-24, 18:38

maybe we should revive the 'favorite music' threa again.

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