how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
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Galaxy-Scarface
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should bill gates Die?
how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
come up with things yourself too!!!
1. blow him up. (*BANG!*)
2. nuke his place (*BOOM!!!*)
3. darkjedivirus!!! ("error. self destruction in 3... 2... 1...")
4. force him to use Vista himself ("what did I do!? it's alive! I created a monster!")
5. tie him to a chair and put a PC nearby. ("aargh! the temptation!!!")
6. introduce me and DJ to him. (RUN!!! )
7. curse him. ("I will kill you slowly..." )
8. force him to sign a paper commanding the destruction of Microsoft ("never!" *Gun pointing at him* "okay.")
9. burn Microsoft HQ
10. set Euro commissar Neelie Kroes upon him. ("PAY!!!" )
(note. Neelie Kroes is Dutch. I think I love her! )
(NOTE2: people who choose "nah... he's not that bad..." will end the same way... )
1. blow him up. (*BANG!*)
2. nuke his place (*BOOM!!!*)
3. darkjedivirus!!! ("error. self destruction in 3... 2... 1...")
4. force him to use Vista himself ("what did I do!? it's alive! I created a monster!")
5. tie him to a chair and put a PC nearby. ("aargh! the temptation!!!")
6. introduce me and DJ to him. (RUN!!! )
7. curse him. ("I will kill you slowly..." )
8. force him to sign a paper commanding the destruction of Microsoft ("never!" *Gun pointing at him* "okay.")
9. burn Microsoft HQ
10. set Euro commissar Neelie Kroes upon him. ("PAY!!!" )
(note. Neelie Kroes is Dutch. I think I love her! )
(NOTE2: people who choose "nah... he's not that bad..." will end the same way... )
me naam is m- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
Torture!!
i will peel his skin off and make him eat it!!
i will peel his skin off and make him eat it!!
Earthdeath- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
torture him! electric chair! hang him then untie him so he still breathes! then repeat the process multiple times.
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
Oh good, I finally inspired someone to be creative!
Torture him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick him in a box for weeks at a time, and then let him out only to be beaten with clubs, and injected with fear inducing drugs. (Like on Batman Begins.)
Then, make him share a jail cell with "Bubba".
Torture him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick him in a box for weeks at a time, and then let him out only to be beaten with clubs, and injected with fear inducing drugs. (Like on Batman Begins.)
Then, make him share a jail cell with "Bubba".
Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
Darkjedi wrote:"Bubba".
Bubba! LOL!
throw a tennisball grenade at him!!!
me naam is m- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
Hey, guys... There's this game:http://shock-value.deviantart.com/art/Interactive-Buddy-v-1-02-11117398
You can actually have a Bill Gates skin on it...
You can actually have a Bill Gates skin on it...
Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
THJAT WAS FUN!!!
dude, torturing Gates was FUUUN!!!
it went like this:
"AARGH pocket protectors don't protect against fire!!!"
dude, torturing Gates was FUUUN!!!
it went like this:
"AARGH pocket protectors don't protect against fire!!!"
me naam is m- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
Yup, too fun! I choosed sue him cause I'm the good and LEGAL guy.
Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
GO Neelie Kroes!!!
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
who??
but anyway, i play that but it isnt good enough.besides, i already dealt with him.*why do you think he hasnt been heard from in months? )
but anyway, i play that but it isnt good enough.besides, i already dealt with him.*why do you think he hasnt been heard from in months? )
Earthdeath- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
no, that was my doing. you only killed the android replacing him.
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
hm..so whos skin did i shove down his throat?
and whose lips did i make him eat??
and whose lips did i make him eat??
Earthdeath- Commander
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Re: how to make Bill Gates' life miserable (or short)
yeah, I know. it's a pretty lifelike model.
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