Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get an Insane Answer

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-22, 20:58

Because you're screwed up.

Why does Shemuel not act like a good mod?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-22, 22:39

He's a better mod than you are. Oh wait, you're not a mod! Hah!

Why are you such an ambitious megalomaniac?

by me naam is m 2008-11-24, 16:36

Alkanosis wrote:He's a better mod than you are. Oh wait, you're not a mod! Hah!

Why are you such an ambitious megalomaniac?

excellent. haha.

because his ego is bigger than bush', Mj's, and DJ's ego multiplied with eachother.

why am i feeling so... sarcastic?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-24, 19:47

because back in '94, i dont like you.

Osama bin laden was buddist

by Philly Homer 2008-11-24, 21:20

You found the cure for AIDS! You're amazing!

Why can't we find a cure for all those nasty diseases that we have?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 12:46

Because we're too screwed up to find them.

Why does Alka rip on me?

(I have a feeling all that Anti-Christian Heavy Metal Rock music has gotten to his head)

by me naam is m 2008-11-25, 12:59

no, because you let him rip you.

what if Hitler was resurrected?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-25, 13:06

The Nazis would rule Holland.

What if Halo 3 was destroyed before it came out?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 03:13

That's a good thing. Don't need to do a thing about it.

What if Meganew stopped blaming my apathy towards religion towards the music I listen to? And he also realized that this is not the "What If" topic?

by me naam is m 2008-11-26, 12:54

the you would realise it too...

why can't captain kirk hear you?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 21:36

.Because he's more Christian then Alka.

What if space wasn't infinite?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 21:37

What if you stopped turning this into "What If"?

Why can't this not the the "What If" thread?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-26, 22:00

Because you keep transitioning it towards that.

Why do thermonuclear weapons cause so much destruction?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-26, 22:50

Because you have 2.3GHz of processing speed.

Why don't you go and listen to some good old metal?

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 15:09

because one is afraid of one does not know

why are you having such a pointless discussion?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 15:15

Because it rocks!

Why did I listen to metal, dislike it greatly, and yet stop criticizing Alka?

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:16

because you know... deep inside... Twisted Evil

how long is an inch?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 16:32

The length of your brain.

What does Feces, Squash, and Some Spammer's Head have to do with one another?

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 16:42

that you're the victim. Razz

how many grains of sand are there in the world?

by Philly Homer 2008-11-27, 16:55

If you listened to some band like Slipknot, then I don't blame you for not liking it.

Count the amount of gravel in your lawn and you shall know the truth...

Why shall the truth make us free?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 17:22

God made it.

What if nukes were made only in Malaysia?

by me naam is m 2008-11-27, 17:32

they'd be malfunctioning, luckily.

what if Chernobyl never happened?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-27, 21:06

The Soviet Union would exist. What if nukes exploded right now.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-28, 00:48

You would get an insane answer that sounds something like, "Your refridgerator would spontaniously combust and implode at the same time."

Why can't we just play the game the correct way?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 13:03

Sorry, can't here you over the V-1 Flying Bombs!!

What are bombs?

by me naam is m 2008-11-28, 15:46

toys.

how does beer get you drunk?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 19:29

It goes through your nose, reches your brain, and releases Drunk Monkeys into your brain.

What would cause an explosion?

by Shemuel 2008-11-28, 19:32

~~Your mom!!!~~ (sorry, I never intended for this to be used)

Flying buttmonkeys (remember Bruce almighty? Twisted Evil

)

What is the average GDP per capita for buttmonkeys?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 19:34

A Gazillion.

What is a fighter?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-28, 19:37

Computer says bluescreen

The Combine invaded Earth

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 19:49

Made into a movie called "Attack of the Bluescreens".

What if a bomb killed ED?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-28, 20:28

"If it was a bomb, it would blow -OH FU--!!!"

Cats didnt exist

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-28, 20:29

Dogs couldn't kill. You also wouldn't have tigers and lions.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-28, 21:39

No more questions? Let's begin the test, then.

Why do all the good musicians have to die and bad music becomes prevalent now? Musicians like John Bonham, Freddy Mercury, Randy Roads, etc.?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-29, 10:28

I choose A: Because the world is screwed up.

Question Two: Who screwed up Germany and created the Nazis?

A: Adolf Hitler
B: A random dude
C: Yo Momma!!!
D: Screw this question.

by Philly Homer 2008-11-29, 13:43

Choice E - The Puritans! When no other answer fits, 50% of the time, the answer will be the Puritans!

Why do people still use "Yo Mama" jokes?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-29, 20:06

Bluescreen!! Kill PC

windows didnt crash every 5 sec--make that 2 seconds.

by me naam is m 2008-11-30, 08:13

you'd actually ask a freaking question

question 3: am i evil?
H. i guess i am
D. I am man, yes, I am
U. sign here, here, and here, in blood, and i'll have your soul
I. what the hell? i thought that was a song from Judas Priest?
Y. screw this question too!

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-30, 17:59

F: You die now!!!

QUESTION 4: Which country was part of the USSR?

A: Russia
B: Ukraine
C: All countries ending in -istan
D: All of them, f*ggot!

by me naam is m 2008-11-30, 18:19

E! you idiot, none of them! the USA was part of the USSR though.

question 5:
what is awesome?
G. star trek
H. metal
D. Van Hellsing
Y. girls
E. pr0n
V all of them!

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-30, 18:51

B: Hentai.......

Question 7: What is DW?

A: A Vulcan
B: A Sith Lord
C: An omnipotent being from another universe that destroyed Earth
D: An anime character?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-11-30, 19:50

B and C.

question 8: who would be leader of thjis forum if dw died?

A: DJ
B:MNIM
C:TN
D: meganew
E:me
F:stewi
G:alka
H:everyone
I:noone

by Earthdeath 2008-11-30, 19:58

IM NOT ON THERE!!!DIE INFEDEL!!!!!!! *Fires nukes in all directions*

why did the chicken get run over?

by Galaxy-Scarface 2008-11-30, 20:00

oops, forgot you ED. anyway, because chickens suck! why in the world did people create school?

by Earthdeath 2008-11-30, 20:07

Because in the world there are schools.

What would happen if created a resonance cascade?

by Meganew Trek 2008-11-30, 20:30

The terrorists would Carpet Bomb you.

Why do I love Carpet Bombing?

by me naam is m 2008-12-01, 07:57

because i LOVE the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory... Twisted Evil

why do bombs explode?

by Philly Homer 2008-12-01, 11:28

What, would you have bananas explode instead? You idiot.

Why is my internets slow despite the fact that I have fiber optics?

by me naam is m 2008-12-01, 12:26

because, quoting achmed: "you've been screwed!"

what if the Shah still ruled iran?

by Meganew Trek 2008-12-01, 12:28

They would suck. More.

Question 7: Who, that is a mod right now, shouldn't be a mod?

A: Shemuel
B: Shemuel
C: Shemuel
D: Shemuel

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