the awesome dad thread

by **A-BIack_Man** 2009-07-31, 01:38

we need some new threads here, and i got this idea from somewhere...

so why is your dad awesome?

mine makes sure we never go hungry. i mean he always has some type of food cooked. its like a joke at school, he offers everyone food

by leewatson1 2009-07-31, 06:16

my dad gets me free stationary and gadgets

by **JPB18** 2009-07-31, 08:55

My dad his awesome cause... he's my dad... and that is a lot to give credit for...

by **Darkwing** 2009-07-31, 10:48

wow, hey wait a minute, didn't you say you wouldn't participate in such a thread! Hah, I believe now is the appropriate time for an "I told you so!"

by **A-BIack_Man** 2009-07-31, 11:43

you know what? i dont wanna hear it.

by **Darkwing** 2009-07-31, 11:45

i will sleep well tonight, of that you can be certain!

by **A-BIack_Man** 2009-07-31, 11:48

this thread SUCKS. i wish i never would have made it

by **Darkwing** 2009-07-31, 11:50

sorry, but it's just amusing me to rub it in a little, i'll get over it in a moment

by **A-BIack_Man** 2009-07-31, 11:52

well, i dont have any idea what you are talking about Rolling Eyes

by raffitz 2009-07-31, 18:20

My dad is lots of awesome... He's awesome because:

1. He gave me great genes
2. He gave me a computer when I was in 2nd grade (he did it just so I wouldn't mess around with his computer
3. He used to make me breakfast and take me to school every morning, when I was little
.....
.....
1000486. And because he's able to live near my huge ego...

by Shemuel 2009-07-31, 19:28

My dad has a white beard. Nice and easy to find in a crowd.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-01, 00:30

ok, raffitz, im sigging that, i literally just lolled

by Darkjedi 2009-08-06, 03:32

My dad....

He feeds me, gives me clothes..., hangs out with me, plays video games, board games, etc..

Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.

Oh, and he lets me do a lot of things my mom won't let me do.

XD

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 12:42

My dad makes me go to an SAT class and hits me over the head if I don't do well in school. Isn't he awesome?

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 12:43

have you called child services yet?

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 12:44

Nope, and I'm not allowed to.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 12:45

says who exactly?

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 12:47

My mom. And my step-mom. And my step-dad. And my step-sister.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 12:48

o you have a kids help line in america?

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 12:52

I'm sure we do, but I'm pretty satisfied with what I have. I'm not going to be a brat and ask the government to take my parents away.

Stupid filial piety.

by Darkjedi 2009-08-06, 12:53

See DW, he loves his dad no matter what he does to him.

That's the way it is with all kids.

You don't call child services on someone you love.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 12:53

well, if they do abuse you and tell you you're not allowed to tell anyone, well then you know you're bordering on the lines of illegality. ever hear of cinderella?

by Darkjedi 2009-08-06, 13:10

Love usually comes before legality.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 13:10

well, there' love for goo cause, and then just plain stupidity. This is bordering on plain stupidity

by Darkjedi 2009-08-06, 13:26

It's different from the perspective of the victim.

by foofong1 2009-08-06, 16:09

This topic doesn't apply to me...so i won't comment...oh crud, i just commented....meh.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 16:10

don't have a dad? are you an alien?

by foofong1 2009-08-06, 16:12

I might as well not Smile

I'll tell you what, if you find him, tell him i disown him too Smile

by Shemuel 2009-08-06, 18:18

How long till you can defend yourself against him, Alka?

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 18:30

by that he means when can you borrow DJs gun

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 18:39

Shemuel wrote:How long till you can defend yourself against him, Alka?

I could defend myself right now. But I won't because he's my dad.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-06, 18:40

still, that gives him no right to abuse you.

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 18:42

It's not abuse. It's not like he beats me to an inch of my life every time I say something wrong.

Why would I be on the internet and listen to metal if he did?

by Shemuel 2009-08-06, 18:44

I don't really know if that was sarcasm.

Even so, any form of physical abuse is unacceptable, whether he thinks he owns you or not.

by Philly Homer 2009-08-06, 18:45

I'm not being sarcastic.

by Shemuel 2009-08-06, 18:49

Sorry, I understand now.

by Darkjedi 2009-08-09, 17:12

Darkwing wrote:by that he means when can you borrow DJs gun

Actually, I haven't bought one yet since I'm still in Florida.

Imagine how hard it would be for me to get a gun onto a plane!

Wait, no! Jedi mind trick! Well... that's only if the inspector is weak minded.

Ahh, all airport security inspectors are weak minded!

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@ alka

I suggest just waiting until you have the income to move out.

by **Destral** 2009-08-09, 17:21

DJ wrote:Ahh, all airport security inspectors are weak minded!

XD

My dad is awesome. He's how I got my supercomputer.

by Darkjedi 2009-08-10, 15:42

Dad = ATM

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-10, 15:47

Dj, you're turning into one of them zulian like posters you know

by Shemuel 2009-08-10, 16:52

Are you saying his dad is a bank machine?

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-10, 16:55

shemuel.

by Shemuel 2009-08-10, 17:04

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-10, 17:25

no, it wasn't a shemuel, it was a shemuel (with a visual shaking of my head)

by Shemuel 2009-08-10, 17:27

I'm afraid you didn't get my sarcasm. It's basically impossible to on the forum though.

by Irish Devil 2009-08-11, 00:28

my dad is dead so ... well... this thread has no point to me

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-11, 00:36

well then, you know how to ruin a good party don't you?

by killerflood 2009-08-11, 16:14

Admiral Dave Terra wrote:my dad is dead so ... well... this thread has no point to me

Sorry...may I ask how he died?

by Darkjedi 2009-08-11, 16:42

Admiral Dave Terra wrote:my dad is dead so ... well... this thread has no point to me

Yeah, so is mine.

But yet, I do have a step dad.

by **Darkwing** 2009-08-11, 16:44

hey, i knew that!

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