Hello...

Hi, I'm dclark, I'm new here

Greetings. Please obey the rules of this forum, and post on a regular basis.

and give me some cookies or cake, im not fussy, but if you get cookies, get those awesome rocky roads ones

Little hungry today DW?
Anyways, welcome dclark

Hello, Mr. Clark

are you related to superman by any chance?

what is everybody's problem with canada other than the fact that we're overly politically correct pansies?

oh, ive never watched southpark

w..wh..WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED SOUTHPARK? DIE HERETIC DIE!!!!!


Or you could just go watch it. Still have to wash the sword after killing that last heretic...

welcome to the forum! obey our every commands!!! muahahahahahahahaha! that reminds me, enjoy flashfreak's uber long message!

Ok...i think MNIM and GS have just frightened away the new guy with their evil laughs...

(Sorry for being inactive for a while... Anyway...)

Go away. I have a hangover... Oh! A new slave! Welcome! Now wash my feet slave... err... enjoy the forum! (We are like a Venus fly trap! )

Brenwasp and ZhuGeLiang seem to be clones, except that Zhu is never on...

JPB is Portuguese

Shem is WELSH. NOT IRISH.

Terra's a girl. She giggles. Especially when she remembers that her squad mates were killed by giant bugs. Nice lady... Ugh...

Alka is Terra's boyfriend/EMO person. Evil. Highly recommend eradicating.

DW is the founder.

DJ is a crack dealer.

ED is dead. In the Earth.

11dn11 is banned.

Jtull is a love bird.

GS is... GS, I guess.

I am awesome. Period.

Stewi001 never plays anymore.

Neither does Jerome Star.

Leach is new. And hangs on to you while sucking blood.

DJ will burn your house down while selling crack to you... wait, did I already mention him? Meh.

Me Naam is M is... You don't want to know.

Nuclear war is good.

Stryker is Striker in disguise.

Zulian is a spammer and a one word poster.

God hates us. He hates you now too.

Killerflood is not a murderer. It was manslaughter I say!

Skampi is 11dn11's boyfriend. I mean, girlfriend...

Thingy is a thingy.

Kario likes chicken.

Gnatsirt is a gnat in a skirt. Or sirt. Whatever.

Admiral Vortar is actually just a fleet captain!

Toa Kaita is a Toa Kaita. Wuh, you don't play Bionicles? He's also a 3-D movie nerd. Nerds. Mmm...

Captain Jarhead is constipated!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG.

Admiral Dave Terra is Terra's little brother. XD.

Raffitz is lord of sprites.

Jerome Star is a flaming ball of gas, or GREAT BALLS OF FIREEEE!!!!

Quantam 75 is... writers block... huh...

Leewatson can't spell.

Mokhrahikim sounds like a Noghri.

Meganew is banned for good reason. AND DON'T COME BACK!

Guppy isn't bad at spelling! He's HORRIBLE at spelling!

Getmabeer is a copyright breaker.

Terran Hellfire is also Terra's little brother.

Jim Russ is also ssnj wlr upside down.

Deoran Drages is our very own bleach maniac.

And also roughly another 140 inactive weirdoes.

... And welcome. Wait, he already ran, didn't he! "GET BACK HERE MOTHA _____ OR YOU CAN SUCK MY FLAMETHROWING RHINOCEROS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" *Roaring flames and agonized screams.* Ahem. Now that that's done, welcome! ...Dead guy. Did I do that? Oops..... ..... It's a shame that all that meat's going to waste you know?.... I have a spork right here... hmm... NOMNOMIEATUREARS

Why does everyone talk to the new person? You know they've already run... HEY NEW GUY! IF YOU'RE STILL THERE, POST! Wait a minute... Hey you! Once my doom rhinoceros flames you, you die! That's against the rules to live! Cheater! But I won't get mad at you. Just introduce you to my friend. By the way, he's little. Hehe...

Right..
Its no wonder all the new guys leave, most of you are completely nuts.
I would have thoguht i had the biggest excuse but apparantly not.

Ignore all of them.

HELLO

yeah, i gave up hope for new people a long time ago, i learned that those that post intros never return, mostly...

maybe delete the intro section. or train our members to be nice.

I vote to barbeque the intro section...TO ASHES!! I have to agree we scare off more members and old members die off so quickly that this forum will soon be a ghost town.

I shall never leave!! ;D

That's what they all say.

Anyway, shouldn't this be locked since the new-guy has been scared away?

i noticed, the only new guys i have seen becoming active before are toi kaita, stryker, leach, xel(not sure of his full name), and flash freak


^^


oh and welcome to the forum, even though you probably arent reading the message x_x


and flashfreak, no i changed my motto of chickens

Hello... new guy... dclarck...

Just follow the guidelines, respect everyone and you will be ok with me...

JPb18, ...



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the sorrowful silence and regret...

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*silence*




the sorrowful silence and regret...

You know... some people are delayed because they have a personal life which includes friends, work and pleasure (yes, I had all off those in this last days) so, I wasn't able to come here in time!

me naam is m wrote:

JPB18 wrote:You know... some people are delayed because they have pleasure so I wasn't able to come here in time!

siggified.

you know... that thing was changed... that's not the original! oh well...

EDIT: It included drinking, eating (on the fisrt stage), than came the alchohol, after that the 2h 55 am dive in the pool, after that some dancing and after that some playing (if you know what I mean...)... then I got out of the tent and went see the sunrise with some good friends, played tenis, swim, played guittar, etc, etc, etc...

i see...



though it is sad to see new members go astray and inactive

yeah, but you never know when or if he will be back. this topic has served its purpose.