Twilight - Why You Should Burn The Books

by Philly Homer 2009-04-07, 21:06

I seriously want to burn this drivel in manly righteous fire and slay all the fangirls that plague FF.net with more than 30,000 of these fics (that's more than Evangelion!)

by FlashFreak22 2009-04-07, 21:09

You really love Twilight that much? I read the first 2 books... they were ok.

by Jtull 2009-04-07, 21:10

I know two twilight fans. I love it because they cant bug me about being a dr who fanatic. lol

by Philly Homer 2009-04-07, 21:11

FlashFreak22 wrote:You love Twilight?

*Spork*

Note the sentence at the end of my title post.

by Jtull 2009-04-07, 21:13

NO you cant kill sarah!!!!

thats not fair on... certain people... <.<

by Philly Homer 2009-04-07, 21:17

She writes Twilight fanfiction? My opinion of her is dropping rapidly at this point.

by Jtull 2009-04-07, 21:19

sarah never writes fan fiction. no she just reads the books. well she reads alot of books.

by FlashFreak22 2009-04-07, 21:21

I read lots of books...

by Jtull 2009-04-07, 21:24

she is a little book worm and is prob my best friend. she is soo cute. * snaps out of trance* umm yea you cant kill her. <.<

by Stryker 2009-04-07, 21:43

wait do you want to burn twilight or the comic about twilight.

by Philly Homer 2009-04-07, 22:22

I've nothing to say to you if you can't read the title of the thread.

by Jtull 2009-04-07, 23:41

yea... burn the books!!! burn em! ( not being nazi I hate those books.)

by Stryker 2009-04-08, 00:04

one of my dumb moments... sorry

but i dont see what ff has to do with this...

by Philly Homer 2009-04-08, 01:48

Fanfiction? It has everything to do with it. It's a representation of how much I've lost faith in humanity right now.

Seriously, a no-talent writer spawned a legion of rapid fangirls that released more fics in a year than Evangelion, an anime masterpiece, has since the beginning of FF.net. I'm just saying how I (and MANY other people) are disillusioned with this hype about this book series, which is founded on cliches, a mediocre plot, and a vast requirement of suspension of disbelief.

TL;DR version - Twilight is fangirl drivel that needs to be banned for the sake of the world and to restore some of my, as well as many other's, faith in humanity.

EDIT - Thanks for censoring it, Darkwing.

by **Thingy** 2009-04-08, 02:20

Well, see it from the bright side. It baits all the creepy vampire loving emo's to one place every year or so. And you know how easy a huge fire can happen in a full building... or the roof could ''accidently'' collapse... Hey, does anyone know where the next twilight convention will be held?

And does the book itself and how easily it got fans make you lose your faith in humanity? Read this without getting a chainsaw and going on a fangirl killing spree. I friggin dare you. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.103118?page=1

That comic in flash form: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487878

by Deoran Drages 2009-04-08, 04:46

i read twilight an i found it boring it was waste of pages... a few moths before the movie came out all the girls at my school were oogling over the series. I really don't see whats so good about it, i always liked eragon better

by Shemuel 2009-04-08, 09:20

It's a girl's book.

I'm suprised so many of you read it.

by Insane Crayon 2009-04-08, 09:58

<.< Don't hate me for liking the series.. I've read all 4 books.. but the movie was completely stupid and made me hate it.. Why they couldn't just leave it as a book is lost to me.. It's not that I like Edward Cullen -not cute at all in the movies- It's just I like reading vampire novels in general.

by Shemuel 2009-04-08, 10:28

Terra Nova wrote:<.< Don't hate me for liking the series.. I've read all 4 books.. but the movie was completely stupid and made me hate it.. Why they couldn't just leave it as a book is lost to me.. It's not that I like Edward Cullen -not cute at all in the movies- It's just I like reading vampire novels in general.

You like vampire books. Makes sense for you to like it...unlike the girls who'd like to jump on a bandwagon (and other things)

by Darkjedi 2009-04-08, 12:09

Never read the books, but I'm not into people sucking blood.

Wait, maybe I am, and I just don't know it yet. XD

Oh well, I like burning books.

Go ahead! Burn them all!

by Philly Homer 2009-04-08, 17:25

That's the thing. It's not even a vampire. It's a "vampire" that doesn't drink blood and sparkles. Where the hell the sparkling bit came from I do not know.

by me naam is m 2009-04-08, 17:26

Alkanosis wrote:That's the thing. It's not even a vampire. It's a "vampire" that doesn't drink blood and sparkles. Where the hell the sparkling bit came from I do not know.

it's from Dean Martlou's avatar. Razz

by Shemuel 2009-04-08, 18:18

Yes. I suggest anyone with an open mind to go and read the thread about Twilight in vexxiang[/blasphemy]. It must have been a month ago, so it may have been buried, but it is definitely different to this tolerant discussion.

by me naam is m 2009-04-08, 18:19

been there... done that...Vexxiang is Tame actually

by Shemuel 2009-04-08, 18:30

What, are you supposed to be the tamer?

by me naam is m 2009-04-08, 18:32

ehm... what? o-0

nooooooooo

by Darkjedi 2009-04-08, 18:59

me naam is m wrote:been there... done that...Vexxiang is Tame actually

Tame, from time to time.

They have their ups and downs.

by **Darkwing** 2009-04-08, 19:05

Terra Nova wrote:<.< Don't hate me for liking the series.. I've read all 4 books.. but the movie was completely stupid and made me hate it.. Why they couldn't just leave it as a book is lost to me.. It's not that I like Edward Cullen -not cute at all in the movies- It's just I like reading vampire novels in general.

somehow....i'm not surprised....sorry to seem sexist, but 99.9 girls that i've met who have read twilight either like it or really love it.

by FlashFreak22 2009-04-08, 19:08

Stereotypes usually work out. Dismotivational posters FTW!

by **Darkwing** 2009-04-08, 19:10

when you work at a movie theatre and the movie comes out....*shudders*

by **Darkwing** 2009-04-08, 19:11

speaking of girky movies, freaking Hannah motana comes out in two days GADS! Save Me from Hell!

by Darkjedi 2009-04-08, 19:13

AHHHHHHHHhhhh!!

Hannah Motana?

: DJ jumps into DW's arms as he runs away to mommy:

by me naam is m 2009-04-08, 19:14

hey, dude, hell does not have hannah montana... Evil

by Philly Homer 2009-04-08, 19:26

Darkwing wrote:speaking of girky movies, freaking Hannah motana comes out in two days GADS! Save Me from Hell!

Then again, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on this stuff. It's primarily aimed toward 12 year-old and early teenage girls. I should also be glad I didn't have a girlfriend when the movie came out, seeing as all the girls in my school forced their boyfriends to go see it with them.

Though yeah. Disney Channel stuff and Jonas Brothers are overrated and only really liked by aforementioned age girls.

by Darkjedi 2009-04-08, 19:32

But, since we're talking about that stuff...

The Jonas Brothers are GAYYYYY!!!

They sell sex to little girls.

It's true.

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by Jtull 2009-04-08, 19:37

Darkjedi wrote:AHHHHHHHHhhhh!!

Hannah Motana?

: DJ jumps into DW's arms as he runs away to mommy:

I always get into debates with some of my friends about wether or not mylie cyiris is hot or not. for crying out loud she is like average I my self know about 4 girls that are by far better looking than her

by Philly Homer 2009-04-08, 19:38

Darkjedi wrote:

Fugly.

by FlashFreak22 2009-04-08, 19:40

*Giggle*

*Backs away slowly*

by **Thingy** 2009-04-08, 19:52

me naam is m wrote:hey, dude, hell does not have hannah montana...

Wohoo! Next stop, hell.

@ Jtull how can you call that ''thing'' average? she's friggin ugly, and annoying. Got to admit though, she's got nice legs . So she's alright if you cut her head off, gets rid of the annoyingness too, it's like a 2 in one offer.

by Jtull 2009-04-08, 20:02

thingy you live in swedin dont you. well in new zealand really good looking girls are few and far between. so she is actualy average here.

by Philly Homer 2009-04-08, 20:09

Thingy, are the melo-death bands in Sweden any good? Besides stuff like In Flames and Children of Bodom?

by **Darkwing** 2009-04-09, 00:55

me naam is m wrote:hey, dude, hell does not have hannah montana...

Jtull wrote:
Darkjedi wrote:AHHHHHHHHhhhh!!

Hannah Motana?

: DJ jumps into DW's arms as he runs away to mommy:

I always get into debates with some of my friends about wether or not mylie cyiris is hot or not. for crying out loud she is like average I my self know about 4 girls that are by far better looking than her

M, that's because it's being released in theatres, that's what happens when you get kicked out of hell, you go to the movies.

Jtull, I agree, she's nothing spectacular, and neither's her singing

by Jtull 2009-04-09, 01:07

her singing is the kind that you would hear from a 13yr old in the shower.

by **Thingy** 2009-04-09, 01:25

Jtull wrote:thingy you live in swedin dont you. well in new zealand really good looking girls are few and far between. so she is actualy average here.

Yeah, we have great girls... But unfortunately, lots of girls 14-20 are bimbos. Just... total bimbos. most of the good ones are the ones that reach university. You know, the ones that know how to talk without pissing every non bimbo in the room off and know what 1+1 is.

Alkanosis wrote:Thingy, are the melo-death bands in Sweden any good? Besides stuff like In Flames and Children of Bodom?

I dont listen to that stuff but i guess... i know an expert on metal and things like that but you can do a google search, i think most melo-death bands are from finland or sweden (because the other two countrys are wusses) so a google search should get some good results.

by Shemuel 2009-04-09, 08:57

Wow guys. I'm feeling a lot of hostility towards Hannah Montana. Am I right?

Look, she's just a front for some company, and whatever we think it doesn't matter as we aren't who the film is aimed at...unless there are loads of young girls here >_>

and my giddy aunt! Are you all slagging her off for being ugly?! to start with, I don't think we can judge.

by me naam is m 2009-04-09, 12:45

hey, we haven't asked terra yet!

*asks terra*

by Darkjedi 2009-04-09, 13:00

Jtull wrote:her singing is the kind that you would hear from a 13yr old in the shower.

You listen to 13 year old girls sing in the shower too?

Whew! Now I know it's not just me that likes to do that.

by me naam is m 2009-04-09, 13:05

as long as it KEEPS to listening, pervert.

oh, by the way, her exact response:

Terra Nova wrote:EWWWWWWW NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shemuel 2009-04-09, 13:06

To what?

by Darkjedi 2009-04-09, 13:17

me naam is m wrote:as long as it KEEPS to listening, pervert.

Oh, don't worry, that's as far as I go.

Note: LOL, you just gave me a flashback from whenever I was 13, and I was in the shower while my sister had a lot of her friends over...

Well... lets just say that her friends started daring each other to go into the bathroom while I was in there....

THEY TOOK PICTURES!!!!

GAHHHH!!!

I don't think I'll ever live that down!

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