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Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-17, 17:30
http://newsok.com/article/3244465/
We're just too good!
Oh, here's the video version:
http://www.newsok.tv/?titleID=1557911234
We're just too good!
Oh, here's the video version:
http://www.newsok.tv/?titleID=1557911234
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Hades 2008-05-17, 23:05
What a waste of 1 million dollars, that should have been used towards space travel so we could mine asteroids and colonize planets for the sake of humanity.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Shemuel 2008-05-18, 08:41
Wow! You can afford to build new churches?
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 16:54
Didn't you guys also build a house for David and it was given to a beggar who claimed to be David?
@Hades- You actually think a mere million is going to help in that sense? Let's see, we spend about 200,000 times that amount just to maintan satellites. I really don't think planet colonization is going to be within the future that we will live to see. And did you even read the article? They're building the Kingdom Hall themselves. They didn't receive government funding either, it's all private investments. They can do whatever the heck they want to with their own money. I don't think it's your place to tell them what they can do with their own money.
@Hades- You actually think a mere million is going to help in that sense? Let's see, we spend about 200,000 times that amount just to maintan satellites. I really don't think planet colonization is going to be within the future that we will live to see. And did you even read the article? They're building the Kingdom Hall themselves. They didn't receive government funding either, it's all private investments. They can do whatever the heck they want to with their own money. I don't think it's your place to tell them what they can do with their own money.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by leewatson1 2008-05-18, 17:02
hah lol ther dumb asses look at me im david *here you go have a free house*yay party time
and building churces lol im not religous
and building churces lol im not religous
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 17:05
leewatson1 wrote:hah lol ther dumb asses look at me im david *here you go have a free house*yay party time
and building churces lol im not religous
That's offensive to some people, you know. I.E. the people that you are calling "dumb asses" which Darkjedi is part of, who, by the way, is not a "dumb ass." By the way, what does "churces" and "religous" mean?
No, mein freund, the dumb asses are not the Jehovah's Witnesses here, it's just you. You are the "dumb ass."
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Shemuel 2008-05-18, 18:42
Well spoken, O theological omnipotate. 
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 19:07
Shemuel wrote:theological omnipotate
Er... Not quite. I just know a bit about theology and have a somewhat expansive vocabulary.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-18, 20:18
Uh, no! Where are you getting this info?Alkanosis wrote:Didn't you guys also build a house for David and it was given to a beggar who claimed to be David?
@Hades- You actually think a mere million is going to help in that sense? Let's see, we spend about 200,000 times that amount just to maintain satellites. I really don't think planet colonization is going to be within the future that we will live to see. And did you even read the article? They're building the Kingdom Hall themselves. They didn't receive government funding either, it's all private investments. They can do whatever the heck they want to with their own money. I don't think it's your place to tell them what they can do with their own money.
They are actually saving alot of money buy building this kingdom hall. BTW, the parking lot costs ALOT! They didn't waste any money. LOL! We don't build extravagant kingdom halls either. They're actually quite simple, it's just that this one is soooo big. They built one big one, because having a whole bunch of little kingdom halls costs more. Oh, thanks for backing me up Alkanosis.
Almost half of the congregation was gone today, helping on the build! We work like ants! Do you guys know how long it would take to build a building of this size? Well, it would take alot more time for commercial workers!
@ All of the Haters
READ MY SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 21:23
Well, I got that information as part of a bundle; that bundle also talks about supposed end-times predictions that were never fulfilled, and apparently you guys believe that Jesus is living amongst us today (in spirit?)
Then again, it may just be misinformation. I wouldn't know, and I don't feel like looking it up on Wikipedia right now.
Then again, it may just be misinformation. I wouldn't know, and I don't feel like looking it up on Wikipedia right now.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-18, 21:26
What on earth? No we don't believe that Jesus is living amongst us today! Not in spirit either. He's in heaven! Gosh! The propaganda is horrible! Well, that's what we get for worshiping god correctly! ARGUE!!!!!!Alkanosis wrote:Well, I got that information as part of a bundle; that bundle also talks about supposed end-times predictions that were never fulfilled, and apparently you guys believe that Jesus is living amongst us today (in spirit?)
Then again, it may just be misinformation. I wouldn't know, and I don't feel like looking it up on Wikipedia right now.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 21:30
Well, at least what you guys believe in is tamer than Seventh-Day Adventists. Can't even say that you've been saved if you are one.
More biased propaganda?
More biased propaganda?
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-18, 21:50
Sure. Give me more to prove false. Oh, those Seventh Day Adventists people are crazy. LOL!
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-18, 22:25
But Scientology puts all of them to shame. They make even the most hardened fundamentalist look like a good, peaceful Christian.
Edit- Let's see... Apparently you guys made a prediction that the world would end in 1914 (makes sense, right? A world war?) but by the 1920's, people lost faith in that prediction.
Edit- Let's see... Apparently you guys made a prediction that the world would end in 1914 (makes sense, right? A world war?) but by the 1920's, people lost faith in that prediction.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-19, 04:09
No, we didn't predict that the world would end! We predicted that Jesus would begin his rule as king in heaven, in 1914. That's completely different! I did a little bit of research, and I found a little bit of an article that explains how we came up with this date:
Kingdom Rule Begins
A key to understanding when Kingdom rule begins is found in the words of Jesus. “Jerusalem will be trampled on by the nations,” he said, “until the appointed times of the nations are fulfilled.” (Luke 21:24) Jerusalem was the only city in all the earth that was directly associated with God’s name. (1 Kings 11:36; Matthew 5:35) It was the capital of a God-approved earthly kingdom. That city was to be trampled on by the nations in that the rule by God over his people was to be interrupted by worldly governments. When would this begin?
The last king to sit on Jehovah’s throne in Jerusalem was told: “Remove the turban, and lift off the crown. . . . It will certainly become no one’s until he comes who has the legal right, and I must give it to him.” (Ezekiel 21:25-27) The crown was to be lifted off the head of that king, and God’s rulership over His people was to be interrupted. This happened in 607 B.C.E. when the Babylonians destroyed Jerusalem. During “the appointed times” that were to follow, God would not have a government on the earth to represent his rulership. Only at the end of those times would Jehovah give the power to rule to the one “who has the legal right”—Jesus Christ. How long would that period be?
A prophecy in the Bible book of Daniel states: “Chop the tree down, and ruin it. However, leave its rootstock itself in the earth, but with a banding of iron and of copper . . . until seven times themselves pass over it.” (Daniel 4:23) As we will see, the “seven times” mentioned here are equal in length to “the appointed times of the nations.”
In the Bible, individuals, rulers, and kingdoms are at times represented by trees. (Psalm 1:3; Jeremiah 17:7, 8; Ezekiel, chapter 31) The symbolic tree “was visible to the extremity of the whole earth.” (Daniel 4:11) Thus, the rulership represented by the tree that was to be chopped down and banded extended “to the extremity of the earth,” involving the whole kingdom of mankind. (Daniel 4:17, 20, 22) The tree therefore represents the supreme rulership of God, particularly in its relationship to the earth. This rulership was expressed for a time through the kingdom that Jehovah set up over the nation of Israel. The symbolic tree was cut down, and bands of iron and copper were placed upon the stump in order to prevent its growth. This indicated that God’s representative rulership on earth was to cease its operation, as happened in 607 B.C.E.—but not indefinitely. The tree would remain banded until “seven times” had passed. At the end of that period, Jehovah would give rulership to the legal heir, Jesus Christ. Clearly, the “seven times” and “the appointed times of the nations” refer to the same time period.
The Bible helps us to determine the length of the “seven times.” It equates 1,260 days with “a time [one time] and times [two times, plural] and half a time”—a total of three and a half “times.” (Revelation 12:6, 14) This means that twice that number, or seven times, is 2,520 days.
When we count 2,520 literal days from 607 B.C.E., we come to 600 B.C.E. However, the seven times lasted much longer than that. They were still in progress when Jesus spoke of “the appointed times of the nations.” The seven times, therefore, are prophetic. Hence, we must apply the Scriptural rule: “A day for a year.” (Numbers 14:34; Ezekiel 4:6) In that case, the seven times of earth’s domination by worldly powers without divine interference amount to 2,520 years. Counting 2,520 years from 607 B.C.E. brings us to 1914 C.E. That is the year when “the appointed times of the nations,” or seven times, ended. This means that Jesus Christ began to rule as King of God’s Kingdom in 1914.
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Well, the reason why World War One started, was because Satan and his little demons were fighting Jesus and all of his angel armies, and of course they lost. So, they got their butts kicked out of heaven. Well, if you got your butt kicked out of heaven, you would be pretty mad ay? Yeah, so that's how WW1 started. Oh, well, satan and all of his demons were also really ticked off because they knew that now they now only have a "short" period of time before Armageddon. (Read Revelation 12:7-12)
Kingdom Rule Begins
A key to understanding when Kingdom rule begins is found in the words of Jesus. “Jerusalem will be trampled on by the nations,” he said, “until the appointed times of the nations are fulfilled.” (Luke 21:24) Jerusalem was the only city in all the earth that was directly associated with God’s name. (1 Kings 11:36; Matthew 5:35) It was the capital of a God-approved earthly kingdom. That city was to be trampled on by the nations in that the rule by God over his people was to be interrupted by worldly governments. When would this begin?
The last king to sit on Jehovah’s throne in Jerusalem was told: “Remove the turban, and lift off the crown. . . . It will certainly become no one’s until he comes who has the legal right, and I must give it to him.” (Ezekiel 21:25-27) The crown was to be lifted off the head of that king, and God’s rulership over His people was to be interrupted. This happened in 607 B.C.E. when the Babylonians destroyed Jerusalem. During “the appointed times” that were to follow, God would not have a government on the earth to represent his rulership. Only at the end of those times would Jehovah give the power to rule to the one “who has the legal right”—Jesus Christ. How long would that period be?
A prophecy in the Bible book of Daniel states: “Chop the tree down, and ruin it. However, leave its rootstock itself in the earth, but with a banding of iron and of copper . . . until seven times themselves pass over it.” (Daniel 4:23) As we will see, the “seven times” mentioned here are equal in length to “the appointed times of the nations.”
In the Bible, individuals, rulers, and kingdoms are at times represented by trees. (Psalm 1:3; Jeremiah 17:7, 8; Ezekiel, chapter 31) The symbolic tree “was visible to the extremity of the whole earth.” (Daniel 4:11) Thus, the rulership represented by the tree that was to be chopped down and banded extended “to the extremity of the earth,” involving the whole kingdom of mankind. (Daniel 4:17, 20, 22) The tree therefore represents the supreme rulership of God, particularly in its relationship to the earth. This rulership was expressed for a time through the kingdom that Jehovah set up over the nation of Israel. The symbolic tree was cut down, and bands of iron and copper were placed upon the stump in order to prevent its growth. This indicated that God’s representative rulership on earth was to cease its operation, as happened in 607 B.C.E.—but not indefinitely. The tree would remain banded until “seven times” had passed. At the end of that period, Jehovah would give rulership to the legal heir, Jesus Christ. Clearly, the “seven times” and “the appointed times of the nations” refer to the same time period.
The Bible helps us to determine the length of the “seven times.” It equates 1,260 days with “a time [one time] and times [two times, plural] and half a time”—a total of three and a half “times.” (Revelation 12:6, 14) This means that twice that number, or seven times, is 2,520 days.
When we count 2,520 literal days from 607 B.C.E., we come to 600 B.C.E. However, the seven times lasted much longer than that. They were still in progress when Jesus spoke of “the appointed times of the nations.” The seven times, therefore, are prophetic. Hence, we must apply the Scriptural rule: “A day for a year.” (Numbers 14:34; Ezekiel 4:6) In that case, the seven times of earth’s domination by worldly powers without divine interference amount to 2,520 years. Counting 2,520 years from 607 B.C.E. brings us to 1914 C.E. That is the year when “the appointed times of the nations,” or seven times, ended. This means that Jesus Christ began to rule as King of God’s Kingdom in 1914.
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Well, the reason why World War One started, was because Satan and his little demons were fighting Jesus and all of his angel armies, and of course they lost. So, they got their butts kicked out of heaven. Well, if you got your butt kicked out of heaven, you would be pretty mad ay? Yeah, so that's how WW1 started. Oh, well, satan and all of his demons were also really ticked off because they knew that now they now only have a "short" period of time before Armageddon. (Read Revelation 12:7-12)
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Philly Homer 2008-05-19, 18:06
Woe to you, O Earth and sea. For the devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is a human number... It's number is six hundred and sixty-six.
-The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden. Heh. Sorry, I just had to do that.
-The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden. Heh. Sorry, I just had to do that.
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Re: Yes! Front Page of the Newspaper!!!!
by Darkjedi 2008-05-19, 19:30
LOL! You need to read this:
http://www.watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm
http://www.watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm
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